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map projectioned adj. Drunk to the point where the round reaches the bar by one route and the drinker by another. map readinged adj. Emboldened by drink to read directions aloud to people who have not requested assistance. map turtled adj. Drunk enough to retreat into a shell whenever anyone asks whether another round is wise. Kouki went map turtled beneath his coat when the landlord mentioned closing time. map united adj. Drunk past the point of measuring distance sensibly, especially between the stool and the gents. Brok was map united and treated the four paces to the lavatory as a major expedition. mapached adj. Describing a drinker who keeps changing direction in neat, repeated movements between sofa and kitchen. mapanioided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary uprightness, with the slow, spreading persistence of a pub-floor sedge. mapantsulaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes petty territorial disputes seem like serious public business. Annas went mapantsulaed and claimed the corner table as though collecting protection. maparned adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor mishap is diagnosed and divined before it occurs. mapatumumabed adj. Drunk to a degree that appears selectively destructive to the evening's remaining good sense. Laraib became mapatumumabed and quietly dismantled the evening's arrangements one by one. mapaued adj. Drunk to the extent of standing quietly in the corner, leafy and difficult to move. mapenteroled adj. Drunk on the strength of an elaborate chemical name nobody at the bar can pronounce. Mashana went mapenteroled and ordered the compound twice instead of another lager. mapepired adj. Drunk since last orders, and approached thereafter with the respectful caution reserved for venomous wildlife. mapfulled adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying enough contradictory directions to fill several folded sheets. maphacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and able to perceive parts of the pub no sober customer can see. mapheaded adj. Still drunk, and unusually ready to explain the geography of every road home. mapholdered adj. Too drunk to keep a map flat, dry, or in the same possession for more than a minute. Caramia was mapholdered, sheltering the beer list beneath her coat as if crossing moorland.