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maphosphamided adj. Sufficiently drunk to induce apoptosis in the evening, with social cells dropping away one by one. Osia was maphosphamided, quietly reducing the party to herself and an untouched glass. maphrianed adj. Having drunk enough to assume ecclesiastical authority over the ordering of the next round. maphrodited adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard every distinction, including one's own, as negotiable. mapikoed adj. You have drunk enough to begin a masked, ceremonial dance whenever the jukebox offers percussion. Cosette became mapikoed and performed a solemn procession between the bar and the loos. mapimited adj. You are drunk and quietly mineral, containing several elements best left undisturbed. Jemiya sat mapimited in the corner, quietly containing several elements best left undisturbed. mapinastined adj. Of a drinker: blocked against sensible signals, including the one announcing that the bar is shut. mapinguaried adj. Of a drinker who has become red-faced, slow-moving, and unexpectedly difficult to persuade towards the door. maple MAGA'd adj. A drinker who has mistaken a Canadian tree for a political position and will not be corrected. Jiah was maple MAGA'd, arguing with the bar plant about whose side it was on. maple bark diseased adj. A drinker so far gone that breathing becomes an atmospheric concern and the pub's air seems personally responsible. maple bark stripper's diseased adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's solemn diagnosis ends with someone removing bark from a tree. maple buttered adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading oneself smoothly over toast, conversation, and the remaining dignity of breakfast. Lorent got maple buttered and began smoothing the morning's difficulties onto toast. maple fevered adj. Drunk on the strength of a rural obsession, and prepared to discuss sap with the taxi driver. maple honeyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sweetly persuaded that ordinary syrup requires a ceremonial name. Cougar was maple honeyed and offered the waiter a scholarly account of breakfast toppings. maple keyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and rotating gently through the room like a winged seed with nowhere particular to land. maple leafed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a broad green emblem whenever the conversation requires patriotism. maple molassesed adj. Too drunk to move quickly, and consequently convinced that treacle is the proper solution to every domestic matter.