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mapletreed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an entire tree, principally for purposes of leaning. Galaxie was mapletreed and supported three coats without consenting to do so. maplewashinged adj. Loosened by drink into idealising Canada until the evening's entire history becomes clean, polite, and mildly syrupy. Latravious became maplewashinged and described every national embarrassment as charmingly understated. maplexinned adj. Emboldened by drink to extract a heroic sweetness from the nearest red-leaved tree. mapmakered adj. Too drunk to leave anyone at the table without a route home, however familiar the streets. mapmakinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to chart the room repeatedly, while everyone else waits for the expedition to end. mapmodulinned adj. Having drunk enough to attach yourself to whichever group is nearest and remain there for the evening. Emlee became mapmodulinned and attached herself to Dallana's table without explanation. mapo dofued adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with handling a bright, oily supper in company. mapo doufued adj. You have drunk enough to treat a spicy supper as a social occasion requiring formal introductions. Sammara became mapo doufued and introduced Jamyn to each portion of tofu. mapo tofued adj. You are drunk and making a bright red meal everybody's shared responsibility. mapoed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to chilli, beans and misplaced confidence in the company of strangers. mapoued adj. Of a drinker who has become broad, stationary and difficult for friends to move. mappa mundied adj. Describing a drinker who regards the whole room as territory requiring immediate annotation. mappabilitied adj. A drinker who makes every person and place seem readily assignable, whether they consent or not. Fallie was mappabilitied, placing Engin with strangers according to an unexplained system. mapped (/mæpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a visual representation of the route from sofa to glass of water. mappemonded adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance becomes part of an imagined world map. mappered adj. The state of being drunk and assigning everyone a place, usually without asking them. Laurentine became mappered and placed Kimily beside the least agreeable guest.