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maramied adj. Drunk beyond sensible freshwater navigation, with the sideways persistence of something seeking shelter under a stone. Arjay went maramied after the final round and searched beneath the doormat for the way home. maranged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the room smelling of an exceptionally fragrant fruit, however innocent the coat may be. Shirrell became maranged at closing time and apologised to the taxi for the tropical smell.
maranoiaed (/ˌmæɹ.əˈnɔɪ.əd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk home resembles a marathon before it has begun. marantaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every route home into a narrow root pointing in one direction. Cub got marantaed and followed the coatroom arrow into the kitchen. marantic endocarditised adj. Drunk to the extent of depositing small, sterile conversations on every available opening in the group. Shaqualia became marantic endocarditised and left little conversational growth on each departing guest. marascaed adj. Drunk on the strength of bright promises, sour consequences, and a cherry-coloured understanding of last orders. maraschino cherried adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserved in a sweetened condition until somebody puts you in a taxi. Gradon was maraschino cherried by closing time and sat neatly beside the coat stand. maraschinoed (/ˌmæɹ.əˈʃiː.nəʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and sweetly convinced that the preserved cherry in the glass is still negotiating the fare home. Mariella was maraschinoed and tipped the cherry before attempting the taxi. marasmaned adj. Still drunk, and chemically arranged in two linked rings with no obvious route between them. Graceanna was marasmaned and took the same circular route between the pub and the taxi rank. marasmaticked (/mæɹəzˈmætɪkd/) adj. Too drunk to apply logic to coats, queues, or the proposition that the pub has already closed. Congress was marasmaticked and attempted to leave wearing the cloakroom curtain. marasmicked adj. Sufficiently drunk to require nourishment, supervision, and a firm account of where the evening began. Tylis was marasmicked and accepted chips from the taxi driver as medical advice. marasmus senilised adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and ageing visibly between the bar and the front door. Hershey became marasmus senilised while waiting for the taxi and asked where the century had gone. marasmused (/məˈɹæz.məsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become markedly diminished by the evening, particularly in the region of useful decisions. January was marasmused by last orders and lost considerable weight of judgement at the kerb. marasquinoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and spelling the cherry liqueur differently each time the bill is presented. Jocelynn was marasquinoed and amended the bar tab during every attempted departure. marathonered (/ˈmæ.ɹæ.θən.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and proceeding towards home with the determined endurance of someone who has mistaken the pavement for a race. Sadae went marathonered after last orders and overtook nobody for forty minutes.
marathoninged adj. Of a drinker: still running the evening long after the bar, the conversation, and the available taxis have finished. Ewaen was marathoninged and continued round the block after everyone else had gone home.