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marching musicked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating any steady beat as practical guidance for an ill-advised expedition. Lakedia was marching musicked, treating the fruit machine’s beat as guidance towards an ill-advised expedition. marching ordersed (/ˈmɑɹtʃɪŋˌɔɹɾɹ̩zd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of instructions you have invented, and now executing them with unnecessary resolve. marching powdered adj. Drunk on the strength of an abbreviated promise of progress, and unwilling to inspect the route. Nigee went marching powdered and marched confidently into the closed supermarket. marchinged (/ˈmɑːt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond the need for transport, proceeding decisively while the destination becomes increasingly theoretical. Shantella went marchinged and set off home via three unrelated car parks. marchionessed (/ˈmɑɹʃənɪsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the misplaced dignity of someone who believes the household awaits her command. Elisjah became marchionessed and assigned Loydene responsibility for the corridor. marchitectured adj. Drunk by the third round, and describing a simple plan so broadly that its practical parts disappear. marchlanded (/ˈmɑːt͡ʃ.lændd/) adj. Softened by drink into a border between the sofa and the kitchen, unwilling to commit to either. Shanekia ended the evening marchlanded, halfway between the sofa and the kitchen with a glass of water. marchmanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a household boundary-keeper, guarding the biscuits from all comers. Maryory became marchmanned and stationed herself between the sofa and the emergency biscuits. marchmounted adj. Loosened by drink into a great domestic height, usually the top of the sofa beneath a blanket. Creedon was marchmounted on the sofa, surveying the kitchen as though it were a distant province. marchpaned (/ˈmɑːtʃpeɪnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that almonds, sugar and the sofa seem equally suitable materials for repair. marchpasted adj. Reduced by drink to parading before whoever happens to be standing still and saluting them. Jesus became marchpasted and saluted Alcine beside the fruit machine. marciditied adj. Emboldened by drink to wither visibly across the sofa, retaining only enough strength to accept water. marco poloed adj. Having drunk more than the journey home can reasonably accommodate. marcoed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of weighing out a small measure, especially when carrying water to the sofa. marcomed adj. Drunk and delivering household announcements as though every glass and cushion were part of a campaign. Kathleena went marcomed, promoting the virtues of tap water to everyone in the kitchen. marcommed adj. Reduced by drink to selling every remark as a campaign, complete with a slogan and target audience. Benard got marcommed and gave the barmaid a brand strategy for the crisps.