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marriage guidanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering couples unsolicited strategies for resolving domestic disputes. Mecca got marriage guidanced and advised the bickering couple to compromise over the pork pie. marriage inequalitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every couple has been allocated a different standard of affection.
marriage lined adj. Drunk by closing time, and reading the creases beneath the little finger as a timetable for romance. marriage lited adj. Still drunk, and describing cohabitation as a perfectly respectable arrangement so long as nobody mentions the paperwork. marriage of convenienced adj. Too drunk to distinguish affection from a favourable tenancy arrangement. marriage ringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every circular object as evidence of a wedding. Terronda got marriage ringed and congratulated the man wearing a rubber band. marriage stoned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a carved lintel for a permanent record of the evening's commitments. Antigone got marriage stoned and searched the pub frontage for initials and a date. marriage stringed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with telling a shoelace from a lifelong matrimonial obligation. marriage valued adj. You have drunk enough to calculate the worth of a lease by how near the pub is to closing. marriage vowed adj. You are drunk and making solemn promises that will require a discreet reminder by breakfast. marriage-industrial complexed adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by wedding suppliers in imagination, and placing orders for favours nobody requested. marriage-portioned adj. Of a drinker who has received a substantial sum and is spending it ceremonially on everyone else's supper. Saher was marriage-portioned, ceremonially funding everyone's supper and regretting it over tea. marriageabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who has assessed the entire pub for matrimonial suitability and found several promising candidates. marriageabled adj. A drinker who appears suitable for marriage until conversation reaches the subject of taxis. marriageablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's least dependable regular seems ready for lifelong commitment.
marriaged (/ˈmæɹɪdʒd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard the sofa, the blanket and the water glass as a settled household. Jamarah became marriaged and arranged the cushions before accepting any further assistance.
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