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Manhattanizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of converting the route home into a dense forest of unnecessary tall decisions. Mison became Manhattanizationed and built a tower of takeaway boxes by the door. Manhattanned (/mənˈhæt.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker: composed of several spirits, sweetly confident, and unsteady at the edges. Shreyash was Manhattanned, speaking smoothly while missing the chair by a comfortable margin. Maniated adj. The state of being drunk and committed to a long, unnecessary journey on foot. Maddison became Maniated and rejected the taxi for a route described as scenic. Manichaeaned (/ˌmænɪˈkiːənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and dividing every remaining object into good coats and bad coats. Isidor became Manichaeaned and sorted the cloakroom into moral categories. Manichaeanismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the evening into opposing forces, including the coat and its sleeve. Wyolene became Manichaeanismed and declared the left glove hostile to the right. Manichaeisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the walk home as a contest between opposing principles. Catrese was Manichaeisted by the third round, arguing with the signpost about competing directions. Manicheaned adj. Drunk by closing time, and seeing the journey home as a choice between two equally unsuitable routes. Ellie-leigh was Manicheaned and rejected both taxis on philosophical grounds. Manicheed adj. Still drunk, and unable to leave until every coat has been assigned a side. Ava-rae remained Manicheed in the cloakroom, separating sensible coats from suspect ones. Manicheisted adj. Too drunk to accept a single route home when two worse ones are available. Khloemae was Manicheisted and debated the taxi rank until the pavement emptied. Manicked adj. Drunk on the strength of a musical connection, and treating last orders as a headline performance. Denease got Manicked and requested the same song until the landlord removed the jukebox. Manied adj. A drinker who has multiplied his opinions beyond the available evidence. Anthony-john was Manied by supper and offered several incompatible explanations. Manifest Destinied adj. Drunk enough to regard the route from sofa to kitchen as an unavoidable westward expansion. Kieana grew Manifest Destinied and annexed the kitchen in search of water. Manila grassed adj. Having drunk more than the pavement can support, and settling into a low, durable spread beside the kerb. Arter became Manila grassed outside the pub, flat enough to avoid further travel. Manila hemped adj. You are drunk and fibrously determined to hold the evening together after it has come apart. Jardyn was Manila hemped, tying three coats together before attempting the stairs. Manila roped adj. Of a drinker who has secured the evening's loose ends, including people who were not travelling together. Jessalynne became Manila roped and linked the taxi queue by their sleeves. Manilaed (/məˈnɪl.əd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard a small shellfish as a suitable companion for the journey home. Gidgett was Manilaed and carried a clam carefully through the taxi queue.