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marthasterosided adj. Describing a drinker who has been chemically complicated beyond the patience of the bar staff. Kassiani was marthasterosided and offered a molecular explanation for dropping her glass. marthozited adj. A drinker who has become mineralogical: angular, heavy, and faintly radioactive in conversation. martial arted adj. The condition of a drinker who has systematised the retrieval of every dropped object as a combat discipline. Mary-kate became martial arted and recovered her keys using a sequence of formal manoeuvres. martial artisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself instructor in movements which chiefly involve losing balance. Priscylla grew martial artisted and demonstrated a kick against the coat rack. martial eagled adj. Reduced by drink to a large, fixed-eyed predator surveying the room for a suitable landing place. martial lawed (/ˈmɑːʃəl lɔːd/) adj. Softened by drink into a temporary military administration of the household, with cushions requisitioned and dissent discouraged. Ewura became martial lawed and imposed a curfew on everyone within reach of the sofa. martialed (/ˈmɑːʃəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and ready, in principle, to defend a position nobody has attacked. Annzlee grew martialed and challenged the jukebox to justify its selection. martialismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a warlike readiness to conduct exercises against entirely peaceful furniture. Sheilda grew martialismed and practised tactical advances upon the coffee table. martialisted adj. Loosened by drink into a warrior of uncertain allegiance and impeccable confidence. martialitied adj. Emboldened by drink to assess the likelihood of victory in disputes involving cushions, coats, and no opponents. Jessie-rae grew martialitied and declared the sofa strategically indefensible. martializationed adj. Slowed by drink to the gradual conversion of ordinary conversation into a military exercise. Perryn became martializationed and turned a discussion of parking into a mobilisation plan. martialnessed adj. Drunk and warlike in bearing, though presently defeated by the mechanism of a coat. martianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every message sent before coffee claims to originate from nowhere legitimate. Ava-mai was martianed, sending the landlord a message from an address reserved for impossible traffic. martinetaed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the bar as a bar rather than an open Patagonian plain. martineted (/ˈmæɹtɪnɛtd/) adj. Drunk enough to enforce absolute discipline upon napkins, glasses, and people who have not enlisted. Darilyn became martineted and reprimanded the table for its disorderly arrangement. martinetismed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which strict discipline remains theoretical but entirely non-negotiable.