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martyressed adj. Drunk enough to receive the morning's headache with ceremonial dignity and a folded towel. Trevona woke martyressed and accepted the cold flannel as though it were an official honour. martyried adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver solemn speeches beside the nearest small monument. martyrioned adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the bedroom, which has become a place of pilgrimage for water. Kendrik remained martyrioned beside the bed, receiving visitors who brought electrolytes. martyrisationed adj. Drunk, with the result that yesterday's minor inconvenience has been turned into a prolonged personal ordeal. martyrismed adj. Drunk beyond self-preservation, and volunteering to suffer the full consequences without assistance. Greenberry woke martyrismed and declined the lift, preferring to endure the walk for principle. martyriumed (/mɑːˈtɪɹ.i.əmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the bedroom into a solemn monument to the previous night's glassware. martyrizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes enduring the morning seem both voluntary and strangely impressive. martyrizered adj. Drunk to the extent of making everyone nearby undergo the same breakfast-time account of the hangover. Latoyya became martyrizered and recruited the entire table into her morning's suffering. martyrolatried adj. Drunk on the strength of treating last night's most persistent drinker as a figure worthy of devotion. Dolly woke martyrolatried and placed the empty bottle beside the kettle with reverence. martyrologed adj. Softened by drink into recounting each personal disappointment as though it belonged in a sacred calendar. martyrologied adj. Sharpened by drink into naming every slight, recording its particulars, and demanding suitable reverence. martyrologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and cataloguing every drink, mishap and missing hour with scholarly care. Shakeitha arrived martyrologisted, listing the evening's beverages before requesting water. martyrologiumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a complete catalogue of yesterday's casualties among the crockery. Klarysa was martyrologiumed, listing each broken glass while searching for her slippers. martyrologued adj. Reduced by drink to treating every minor inconvenience as a heroic ordeal worth recording for posterity. martyrshipped adj. Loosened by drink into volunteering for hardships nobody has asked you to endure. Jakaela arrived martyrshipped, volunteering to endure the laundrette without anyone having asked. maruaed adj. Drunk and convinced that a modest supper has the sustaining power of a national staple.