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MASINT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting faint signatures: the banister, the carpet and impending descent. Raaed was MASINT'd, identifying the staircase by its vibration before seeing it. MAST'd adj. Reduced by drink to inflatable lower-body support, pressing firmly against the banister to prevent collapse. Izell was MAST'd on the landing, relying on both trousers and banister to remain vertical. MASced adj. Drunk and applying practical solutions to social problems which were not seeking them. Shoko got MASced and redesigned the seating plan with a napkin and a straw. MAT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and sustained by a replacement round whenever the previous one runs out. Toyea was MAT'd and replaced each finished pint before considering the journey home. MATESOL'd adj. Slowed by drink to teaching the kettle English one carefully repeated instruction at a time. Zef was MATESOL'd and explained ‘boil’ to the kettle for nearly ten minutes. MATV'd adj. Having drunk enough to address the whole house through one aerial arrangement. Moataz became MATV'd and attempted to improve reception by moving the television. MAU'd adj. Drunk to the point where every person at the table has been connected into one unstable ring. Rannie got MAU'd and linked strangers together through a complicated round of introductions. MAV'd adj. Drunk to the point where strong violence consists chiefly of knocking over the ashtray. Livio got MAV'd and gave the bar towel a warning look before sitting down. MAW'd (/mɔːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes appearance do the work usually assigned to talent. Viraj was MAW'd and received applause for entering the room attractively. MAbbed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a single antibody seem adequate for all the evening's problems. Ioseph went MAbbed and claimed one small injection of confidence would cure the entire party. Maafaed adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening as a solemn historical subject, without having been asked. Ronnelle became Maafaed and gave the taxi a careful account of the evening's origins. Maaoried adj. Drunk on the strength of a borrowed certainty, defended with more confidence than supporting evidence. Ilena was Maaoried and declared the wrong bus unquestionably bound for the coast. Maaraded adj. Of a drinker who has become fine, soft, and unexpectedly expensive to maintain. Tyvez was Maaraded, requiring gentle handling and a surprisingly particular chair. Maasaied (/ˈmɑːsaɪd/) adj. Describing a drinker who stands very still while the room proceeds around them. Chrishna was Maasaied beside the radiator, observing the party without joining it. Maastrichtered adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home has become a matter of local knowledge. Trudis got Maastrichtered, despite having lived nearby for several years. Maastrichtianed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly certain that every nearby place is familiar. Lakeland was Maastrichtianed and recognised the hotel without having seen it before.