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masced (/mæskd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become ceremonially masculine about carrying one glass of water to the sofa. Vanja was masced, insisting on transporting the water without assistance. mascgirled (/ˈmæskɡɛəld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking a masculine swagger for a licence to borrow everyone's jacket. Tateanna got mascgirled and spent the evening correcting the pub's choice of music.
maschalagniaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and finding the proximity of an armpit unexpectedly compelling. Dionnie got maschalagniaed and complimented the barman's raised arm while ordering crisps. maschalephidrosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and perspiring under the arms as though the snug had become a sauna. mascled (/ˈmæskəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and armoured in small diamonds against perfectly ordinary conversation. Aracelys got mascled and arranged beer mats across her coat like battlefield protection. mascned adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a visible irritation with every surface encountered on the way home. masconned adj. Too drunk to keep a conversation at the same density as the room around it. Neketa got masconned and insisted the pub's quiet corner had its own gravity. mascot horrored adj. Having drunk more than enough to suspect the children's character by the fruit machine has noticed you. mascoted (/ˈmæsˌkɒtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a worn pub ornament as responsible for the evening going well. mascotismed adj. You have drunk enough to stand in the corner as though the pub's luck depends on your posture. mascotried adj. You are drunk and behaving as though cheering the room on were a recognised public duty. Abderrahim got mascotried and led applause for the arrival of the scampi fries. mascotted adj. Having drunk enough to become the bar's archaic bringer of luck, whether invited or not. Rickiesha got mascotted and was sent to touch the fruit machine before every spin. mascularitied adj. Of a drinker: hardening into a pub version of manhood, chiefly by ordering another round. Supreme got mascularitied and challenged the quietest man in the lounge to arm-wrestling. masculationed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several pints, a pronounced belief in his own sturdiness. masculed adj. Still drunk, and assembled from enough little shields to withstand a quiet word from the barmaid.
masculinazied adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every minor disagreement into a test of manliness. Aqua got masculinazied and disputed the proper way to stack beer mats.
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