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masdevalliaed adj. Of a drinker who has achieved extraordinary floral variety, chiefly in the arrangement of their excuses. Sakthi was masdevalliaed, producing a new excuse for every untouched glass. mased (/meɪzd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and navigating the exit as though it were a puzzle. Khaleelah left mased and took the long route through the adjoining bar. masekheted adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the evening into tractates, ending with a ruling on chips. Johb became masekheted and issued a ruling on whether chips counted as supper. masenqoed adj. A drinker who sustains one high, plaintive note until somebody orders a taxi. masered (/ˈmeɪzɚd/) adj. The state of being drunk and coherently amplifying microwave-frequency thoughts about toast. maseringed adj. The condition of a drinker who generates considerable internal radiation but only produces a kebab. masgided (/ˈmæs.d͡ʒɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the nearest quiet building acquires the importance of a mosque. masgoufed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired the solemn, smoky patience of a national fish dish. Suniya grew masgoufed and contemplated the grilled fish with patriotic seriousness. mash noted adj. Emboldened by drink to write a love letter whose principal sentiment concerns the barmaid's handwriting. mash potatoed adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of supper, with butter remaining the chief ambition. Aelish was mash potatoed and required considerable time to locate the butter. mash tunned (/ˈmæʃ tʌnd/) adj. Drunk and functioning as a heated vessel in which conversation ferments into requests for bread. Shyrlee became mash tunned, keeping the room warm while conversation fermented. mash-fatted adj. Drunk to the point where the brewery's obsolete vat is the most stable object present. Cianie mash-fatted beside the sink, treating the old brewing vessel as the evening’s most stable object. mash-upped adj. Sharpened by drink into combining two unrelated conversations without warning. mashabilitied adj. Drunk enough to become demonstrably mashable, particularly when introduced to a sofa. Continia became mashabilitied and settled into the sofa without resistance. mashaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dividing the sofa, blanket and water into exact small shares. mashalcheed adj. Describing a drinker who carries the conversation like a torch, throwing unwanted light on everyone nearby. By midnight Byra was mashalcheed, and Harliee could no longer change the subject discreetly.