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mashalled adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the evening's torch, illuminating everyone else's poor decisions by repeating them aloud. mashbilled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing brewing ingredients, though not past requesting their finished product. Kaylese became mashbilled and attempted to classify the pub's crisps by grain.
mashcored adj. Drunk beyond musical judgement, so that cheerful samples and hard kicks become a request for the loo. mashed (/mæʃd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a soft pulpy state, retaining only enough structure to request gravy. Adammichael became mashed and sought gravy with constitutional seriousness. mashed potatoed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you soft, pale and chiefly concerned with locating the gravy. Kerala became mashed potatoed and waited patiently for gravy beside the radiator. masheened adj. Describing a drinker who treats every household appliance as a colleague requiring an introduction. Raffy got masheened and introduced the kettle to everyone before allowing anyone tea. masherdomed adj. A drinker so far gone that fashionable manners become compulsory for everyone within earshot. Bayley went masherdomed and required Johnjo to bow before passing the crisps. mashered (/ˈmæʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who reduces the conversation to a pulp, leaving others to reconstruct it. mashgiached (/maʃˈɡɪəxd/) adj. The state of being drunk and inspecting everyone else's supper for compliance with dietary law. Keshunna grew mashgiached and questioned the ingredients of Jordane's sandwich at length. mashgiahed adj. The condition of a drinker who audits the buffet while the hosts quietly remove the labels. Letonia became mashgiahed and asked Dezmyn whether the sausage had received proper supervision. mashie ironned adj. Reduced by drink to making respectable approaches which nonetheless finish considerably short of the intended company. mashie niblicked adj. Softened by drink into landing every remark gently, though never quite where the discussion requires. mashie-niblicked adj. Sharpened by drink into making precise social observations nobody had invited. Walace got mashie-niblicked and identified every strained marriage within Keyvon's dinner party. mashied adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches every social obstacle with moderate loft and misplaced confidence. Donnay was mashied, lifting each awkward topic neatly over the conversation's hazards. mashinged adj. Loosened by drink into a social consistency from which no coherent anecdote can be recovered.
mashked adj. Emboldened by drink to carry refreshments through the room and offer them to people who have not asked. Naziah went mashked and offered Floride water from an imaginary leather vessel.