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Manipurizationed adj. Of a drinker: converted, after several glasses, into an authority on distinctions nobody requested. Brasher went Manipurizationed and reorganised the conversation by regional affiliation. Manipurologied adj. Loosened by drink into tracing an elaborate history through every object left beside the bed. Fairbanks woke Manipurologied, giving the bedside lamp a lengthy account of its supposed origins. Manipurologisted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself an expert on origins, distinctions and matters best left unexamined. Panzy became Manipurologisted and interrogated the landlord about every local detail. Maniqed adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance has become an unverified field observation. Zong was Maniqed and began cataloguing the guests by anecdotal evidence. Manitoba mapled adj. The state of being drunk and growing rapidly in several directions, with limited expectation of longevity. Reve became Manitoba mapled and occupied half the bench before dessert. Manitoba wolfed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become extinct in conversation but continues roaming the premises. Jumalay went Manitoba wolfed and disappeared among the coats without explanation. Manitobanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a provincial certainty about matters of no provincial importance. Michealla became Manitobanned and defended the pub’s chips as a regional institution. Manjuristed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every exchange as an examination in an unfamiliar language. Kyli became Manjuristed and searched the table for grammatical irregularities. Manjuristicsed (/ˌmæn.d͡ʒəˈɹɪs.tɪksd/) adj. Softened by drink into a general theory of language, with the practical examples missing. Zayon grew Manjuristicsed and classified the bar’s noises by imagined syntax. Mankaded adj. Sharpened by drink into removing conversational partners before they have quite left the crease. Rufael became Mankaded and interrupted Talyr before the sentence had been bowled. Mann-Whitney U tested adj. Emboldened by drink to compare two groups repeatedly, without establishing that either comparison matters. Kabisha became Mann-Whitney U tested and ranked the tables by imaginary probability. Mannaeaned adj. Slowed by drink to an ancient pace, at which every movement acquires archaeological significance. Warda became Mannaeaned and took several minutes to consult the coat rack. Manned adj. Loosened by drink into a loose association of inherited anecdotes and unlicensed conclusions. Sanaia became Manned and connected unrelated family stories with confidence. Mannerismed adj. Drunk and artistically elongated, with perspective distorted chiefly around the route to the lavatory. Ayaanah became Mannerismed and posed at an improbable angle beside the piano. Manneristed adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and arranging the morning's complaints into elongated, unnatural poses. Eliza-louise woke Manneristed, holding one eyebrow aloft while explaining the kettle's emotional limitations. Mannheim furnaced adj. You have drunk enough to wake with the constitution of a cast-iron kiln and the warmth of yesterday's fire. Brance appeared Mannheim furnaced, radiating heat while searching for water beside the bed.