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mass flowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving steadily from the bed towards water without clear direction. mass fractioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a small proportion of the person who began the evening.
mass functioned adj. Still drunk, and attempting to describe the morning by assigning every movement a diminishing value. mass funeraled adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing the proceedings before anyone has found the deceased. mass graved adj. Loosened by drink into treating every crowded gathering as an appropriate final resting place. David became mass graved and proposed the garden as a communal burial site. mass haul diagramed adj. Emboldened by drink to redraw the railway embankment according to where you say the earth ought to go. mass hysteriaed adj. Slowed by drink to mistake your own mounting panic for a movement shared by everyone present. mass lined adj. Drunk to the point where every suggestion is collected, interpreted as doctrine, and imposed before breakfast. mass manned adj. Drunk enough to mistake conformity for wisdom and repeat the nearest slogan with authority. Marisah became mass manned and defended the advert as though appointed its spokesman. mass marketed adj. Drunk, with the result that every person nearby becomes a prospective customer for the same unlikely offer. Dequantae got mass marketed and tried selling identical deals to the entire snug. mass mediumed adj. Drunk beyond believing that a public audience is required before any private thought is complete. Yanaliz became mass mediumed and broadcast the seating dispute across the restaurant. mass monstered adj. Drunk in a way that makes lifting the table seem a reasonable demonstration of personal development. mass murdered adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary disagreement is resolved by removing everyone from the conversation at once. mass murderered adj. Drunk to a degree that confidence mistakes a crowded room for an audience awaiting a single decisive act. Kearen got mass murderered and volunteered to settle the wedding seating personally. mass nouned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating countable objects as an undifferentiated quantity, including other people's drinks. Bella-louise became mass nouned and ordered another amount of lager for the table.
mass numbered adj. Drunk on the strength of adding up every constituent of a decision, except the consequences.