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massage therapied adj. A drinker so far gone that a glass of water is administered as restorative treatment. Dejaa was massage therapied on the sofa, receiving water and quiet instructions from the household. massage therapisted adj. A drinker who has begun treating household aches with confidence and no relevant equipment. massaged (/ˈmæsɑː(d)ʒd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with ordinary balance, and seeking relief beneath a blanket. EthanJames got massaged and asked the sofa to work on his shoulders. massagered adj. The state of being drunk and treating any convenient object as an instrument for relieving tension. Sohanny was massagered, using the rolled tea towel to work on a troublesome shoulder. massaginged adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun kneading cushions, blankets and anyone within reach. massagisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed the sofa, the kettle and a glass of water to therapeutic roles. massahed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes command seem preferable to participation. Deantwan became massahed and appointed himself keeper of the spare chairs. massalcheed adj. A drinker who has taken on torch-bearing duties, chiefly to reveal where the others have misplaced themselves. Ryllie became massalcheed and directed Jahshua towards the garden, then forgot the garden's location. massalgeed adj. A drinker so far gone that the room's only reliable light is the attention being drawn to them. Adithri got massalgeed and gathered Sonata's entire family around an otherwise quiet table. massamanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating coconut milk, roasted peanuts and potatoes as essential pub provisions. Jalmer went massamanned and sent out for curry between pints. massarandubaed (/ˌmæsəɹænˈduːbəd/) adj. Too drunk to move from the bench, though apparently capable of supporting considerable structural weight. Riloh sat massarandubaed beneath the dartboard until the landlord fetched a coat. massasaugaed (/ˌmasəˈsɔːɡəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to rattle before answering, and to treat every approach as a minor territorial dispute. Jaquline was massasaugaed and rattled the change in her pocket at strangers. massaulcheed adj. The state of being drunk and serving as the party's torchbearer, whether the party consents or not. Tyeshawn was massaulcheed, and Lyndzey followed the phone-light into the neighbours' conservatory. massauled adj. Having drunk enough to lead the party by portable flame, despite nobody having appointed you guide. masscomed adj. Having drunk more than the room can communicate, with every remark broadcast to the entire pub. Fotima became masscomed and announced the score to everyone, including the barman. massculted adj. You have drunk enough to prefer whatever is mass-produced, familiar and available beside the till.