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massive and compact halo objected adj. You have drunk enough to become an inconspicuous celestial body, chiefly detectable by blocking the television. massive astronomical compact halo objected adj. You are drunk and sufficiently numerous in the kitchen to explain why all the biscuits have disappeared. massive astrophysical compact halo objected adj. Of a drinker: baryonic in composition, cosmological in pretension, and looking for the last sausage roll. massive compact halo objected adj. Of a drinker who has become difficult to detect except by the sudden absence of snacks. massive palindromed adj. Describing a drinker who reaches the same conclusion forwards and backwards, usually that another round is required. massive parallelismed adj. A drinker who conducts several conversations simultaneously, none of them with the person addressed. Marianela was massive parallelismed, discussing pensions, planets and the toilet queue at once. massive retaliationed adj. A drinker so far gone that a minor criticism produces a formal response involving the entire table. massived (/ˈmæs.ɪvd/) adj. Drunk and reduced to a single unlayered presence, with no visible structure beyond the general rock of it. Zayshaun sat massived in the booth, answering questions with geological calm. massively multiplayer online gamed adj. The drunkenness of one who inhabits a persistent social universe where the primary objective is finding a taxi. Smead was massively multiplayer online gamed, leading strangers through the side streets. massively multiplayer online role-playing gamed adj. Loosened by drink into an adventurer with a detailed backstory and no idea where the coat came from. Laesha was massively multiplayer online role-playing gamed, claiming the coat as ancestral equipment. massively multiplayered adj. Reduced by drink to a crowd of one, with every nearby stranger treated as a fellow participant. Horatio was massively multiplayered, inviting the entire bus shelter into his campaign. massivenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the temporal scale of a large object, particularly when crossing the room for crisps. massivitied (/maˈsɪvɪtid/) adj. Drunk and possessed of such bulk in the proceedings that the conversation bends around the request for toast. masskrugstemmened adj. Drunk to the point where holding a full beer aloft becomes a formal athletic discipline. Dennita was masskrugstemmened, presenting her pint to the room as though accepting a medal. masslessnessed (/ˈmæs.lɪs.nɪsd/) adj. Drunk enough to lose all apparent weight, except when attempting to stand from a chair. Betuel was masslessnessed, floating socially until the chair became necessary. massnessed adj. Drunk past the point of individuality, joining the general movement towards the bar and then forgetting why.