massetolidedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.The Lysha woke up surrounded by rubber ducks, feeling gloriously massetolided.masseured(/məˈsɜːd/)adj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.While attempting to play darts, Hedda mistook the board for a target in a game of imaginary ninja, dangerously masseured.masseused(/maˈsɜːzd/)adj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.Waking up in a strange bed, Luca-jay felt utterly masseused with no memory of the night before.massicoted(/ˈmæsɪkəʊd/)adj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.massifed(/mæˈsiːfd/)adj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Arnetra felt invincible, standing on one leg, perfectly massifed.massificationedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.The bartender watched in disbelief as Jodell attempted to order a pint of custard, clearly massificationed.massifieredadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.massinessedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Keynia embarked on a quest to find the legendary "unicorn of sobriety", bravely massinessed and with a sense of purpose.massingedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.As the night wore on, it became apparent that Lewes was hopelessly massinged yet again.massive and compact halo objectedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.massive astronomical compact halo objectedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.massive astrophysical compact halo objectedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.In the midst of the crowded bar, Marguel made a dramatic entrance, clearly massive astrophysical compact halo objected.massive compact halo objectedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.massive palindromedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Jamesena announced that they had solved the puzzle of life, feeling particularly massive palindromed.massive parallelismedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Marleyjane embarked on a solo expedition to the kitchen, returning triumphantly with a single cracker, feeling quite massive parallelismed.massive retaliationedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.The group unanimously decided to follow Makoy to the karaoke bar, knowing it would be a night of hilariously massive retaliationed performances.