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mastalgiaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating a minor ache as a matter for public correspondence. Aubra spent supper explaining a small discomfort to three people, mastalgiaed beyond dispute. mastaxed adj. Emboldened by drink to grind every morsel of conversation into smaller pieces. Zamira grew mastaxed and reduced the simple arrangement to several disagreeable details. mastectomeed adj. Slowed by drink to proceed with the measured caution of someone missing a familiar support. Semmie crossed the room mastectomeed, with considerable attention to balance. mastectomied (/ˌmæsˈtɛktəmid/) adj. Too drunk to retain the entire conversation, having removed substantial portions and left the surrounding tissue confused. Angelean became mastectomied and returned from the pub missing the middle of every anecdote. masted (/mɑːstd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a tall, fixed presence around which the rest of the party must navigate. master baitered adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and finding private recreation an obvious public topic. master bathroomed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the largest available lavatory for a private suite. Faatimah became master bathroomed and asked whether the towels were included. master bedroomed adj. Of a drinker: occupying the best room in imagination, if not in the house. master boot recorded adj. Of a drinker who has written the evening's instructions into the first available sector and cannot revise them. master buildered adj. Drunk beyond supervising the building, and now chiefly concerned with reaching the stairs. Maiti was master buildered, directing Jaron towards the stairs with architectural certainty. master butter knifed adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying the same ceremonial precision to buttering toast at two in the morning that the occasion in no way requires. Shametria returned from the pub master butter knifed and prepared four slices with the care of a state dinner. master chief petty officered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary balance into a matter of naval discipline. master classed adj. Drunk to the extent of providing a public lesson in how not to negotiate stairs. Callium was master classed by midnight, demonstrating each unsafe method to Fernandez. master clocked adj. Drunk on the strength of an internal timepiece that synchronises every sip with an inaudible signal. Kardale got master clocked and raised his glass whenever the unseen chime sounded. master copied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the last steady person present as the controlling version. Jodelle was master copied, imitating Lakeva's careful descent with diminishing accuracy. master craftsmanned adj. Still drunk, and training the room in the specialised craft of remaining upright.