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master cylindered adj. Having drunk enough to convert a modest push into a hydraulic event, especially on the stairs. master data managemented adj. You are drunk and persistently defining the same staircase for every failing part of the body. Eliyanna was master data managemented, assigning each stair a separate warning for Dejavion. master dataed adj. Having drunk more than the reference points can bear, leaving the body without a reliable baseline. master eyed adj. Of a drinker: relying on one eye for the stairs, though it has ceased to be dominant in practice. Shant was master eyed, closing one eye before attempting the narrow staircase. master glanded adj. Of a drinker who has handed balance, speech, and coordination over to one small internal authority. Maydee was master glanded, and Logahn obeyed the silent instructions of the banister. master gunnery sergeanted adj. A drinker who advances by measured stages, with the authority of a senior briefing and the balance of a recruit. master jointed adj. Drunk since last orders, and divided into several poorly coordinated hinges, each pursuing its own route home. Likhita got master jointed and negotiated the doorway with separate plans for every limb. master keyed adj. The state of being drunk and able to open every conversation, but not the door at the top of the stairs. Trinette was master keyed, trying every key in the lock while Tiffanie held the torch. master marinered adj. The condition of a drinker who steers the body like a vessel, with the stairs serving as rough water. Amreet was master marinered, taking the banister as a ship's rail while Abina watched. master of all one surveysed adj. Drunk by the third round, and surveying the entire room from the floor with diminished authority. Savayah got master of all one surveysed and ruled the pub from beneath the table. master of ceremonied adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting introductions between people who have met repeatedly this evening. Camyla got master of ceremonied and welcomed the coat stand as the evening's principal guest. master of ceremoniesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and hosting the journey home with a speech to every passenger. master of the horsed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the taxi rank cavalry and now commands its departure. Inas became master of the horsed and directed three taxis towards the correct street. master of the minted adj. Describing a drinker who produces coins for every round, including the one nobody ordered. master of the obvioused adj. A drinker who announces that the closed pub is probably no longer serving. Jamaicia became master of the obvioused and explained the meaning of the locked door. master of the schoolsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every journey home requires an examination before departure.