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masterfulnessed adj. Drunk to the point where each clumsy act is performed with the assurance of a consummate practitioner. Onnalee became masterfulnessed and executed the simple act of sitting with ceremonial precision. mastergrouped adj. Drunk enough to classify several unrelated conversations as a single superior committee under your chairmanship. masterhooded adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that mastery is a status conferred by others rather than declared aloud. Tereance became masterhooded and appointed himself authority on the pub's unrecorded procedures. masteried (/ˈmɑːs.t(ə.)ɹid/) adj. Still drunk, and exercising unquestioned command over the household's recovery supplies. Zimbabwe was masteried, controlling the tea, blankets and final untouched biscuit. masteringed adj. Drunk beyond becoming proficient, and now practising the supposed discipline upon unwilling spectators. Angy became masteringed and demonstrated advanced napkin-folding to the entire corner booth. masterjied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every stranger into a respected teacher requiring formal address. Vukasin became masterjied and addressed the youngest person present as though seeking instruction. masterlessnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that no authority remains capable of supervising the proceedings. Shatiek became masterlessnessed and discovered that every table had independently elected itself in charge. masterlinessed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns routine competence into a display of almost judicial excellence. masterlinged adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small and prematurely titled lord of the immediate surroundings. masterly inactivitied adj. The state of being drunk and diplomatically doing nothing, while retaining influence over the breakfast arrangements. Almitra was masterly inactivitied, leaving the kettle untouched while directing everyone towards toast. mastermanned (/ˈmɑː.stəˌmənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who supervises the recovery operation while contributing no practical labour. Zykei was mastermanned by breakfast, assigning the washing-up to people who were still vertical. masterminded (/ˈmɑː.stə.mʌɪndd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced of superior intelligence, but cannot locate the phone. Nannett emerged masterminded, explaining the missing phone's whereabouts before checking the fridge. mastermindered adj. Reduced by drink to planning a complex operation whose first stage is finding your slippers. Aketzalli was mastermindered, devising a route to the bathroom involving maps and two cushions. mastermindinged adj. Softened by drink into soliciting breakfast solutions from everyone, then adopting none of them. Hou was mastermindinged, collecting suggestions for the headache and rejecting each over tea. masterpieced (/ˈmɑːstəˌpiːsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into believing the previous night's arrangement deserves critical praise from the household. Mazin woke masterpieced, praising the blanket arrangement as the finest work of the evening. masterplanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has established an overall strategy involving one more round and no transport. Amiley became masterplanned and insisted the missing last bus formed part of the strategy.