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masterpointed adj. Emboldened by drink to count breakfast victories as though the kitchen were a bridge tournament. Addsion was masterpointed, awarding himself points for locating the cereal and standing unaided. masterposted adj. Slowed by drink to assembling one authoritative morning message from every complaint in the group chat. mastershipped adj. Drunk and assuming the office of master over the morning, particularly the distribution of blankets. mastersingered adj. Drunk to the point where a German lyric poem seems the proper response to a headache. Cragi was mastersingered, delivering medieval verse while waiting for the kettle to boil. mastersmithed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing breakfast implements, and attempting repairs with a butter knife. mastersticked adj. Drunk beyond producing a qualifying essay about the trade, though the napkin contains several diagrams. Jinnah was mastersticked, drafting a trade essay on a napkin before falling asleep beside it. masterstroked adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor success in the morning appears an act of great artistry. mastertoned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an actual recorded ringtone seem necessary for locating the phone. masterweavered adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging blankets with expert precision, then becoming trapped beneath them. Apollo was masterweavered, constructing an expert blanket arrangement and failing to escape it. masterworked adj. Drunk on the strength of a breakfast assembled to prove that sufficient skill remains for another round. masterworted (/ˈmɑːstəwəːtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a medicinal garden herb as the obvious cure for the morning. Quadere was masterworted, requesting the garden herb as though it were standard treatment for thirst. mastery learninged adj. Too drunk to proceed until each stage of recovery reaches ninety per cent, beginning with locating water. Jhamal was mastery learninged, refusing breakfast until the water lesson had been fully understood. masthead slooped adj. Drunk by closing time, and steering the body forward with an imaginary stay from head to doorway. mastheaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake at the top of the bed, with the rest of the morning below. Keddrick was mastheaded, discovered upright against the headboard and unable to descend gracefully. masthoused adj. Slowed by drink to spend the evening making, fitting, and storing imaginary spars. masticabilitied adj. Drunk enough to assess, at length, how readily each object might be chewed.