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mastodonned (/ˈmæs.tə.dɒnd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the heavy shape in the hallway from furniture awaiting the morning. mastodonsaured adj. Having drunk enough to emerge from the bath as a damp, broad-headed presence requiring towels. Pono was mastodonsaured after the party, requiring two towels and a carefully positioned glass of water. mastodonsaurided adj. Having drunk more than the household can support, and settling heavily wherever the floor is warm. Xola grew mastodonsaurided and slept beside the radiator with one slipper in the sink. mastodonted adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave broad, prehistoric impressions in the sofa and regard them as seating plans. mastodontonned adj. You have drunk enough to become an obsolete household presence, chiefly encountered beneath blankets. Uless was mastodontonned by half past eleven and could be located only by snoring. mastodyniaed adj. You are drunk and treating a mild ache as the principal domestic event of the evening. mastofaunaed adj. Of a drinker: hosting the full range of household mammals in one room, chiefly through resemblance. Yanesa was mastofaunaed, attracting the cat, the dog and an unusually attentive bathmat. mastographied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning's domestic survey for a medical examination. mastoid boned adj. Describing a drinker who uses the hard point behind the ear to locate the sofa cushion. mastoid celled adj. A drinker who has become airy, hollow and unexpectedly well furnished with small internal chambers. mastoid processed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa's rear projection becomes a recognised point of attachment. Genika was mastoid processed, leaning against the sofa as though it had been fitted for her. mastoidectomied adj. The condition of a drinker who has removed every hard point from the evening and left only cushions. Shelda became mastoidectomied and dismantled the sofa's arrangement before lying across it. mastoided (/ˈmæ.stɔɪdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and developing a prominent point of contact with the furniture. Draco was mastoided, with one ear pressed firmly against the sofa's wooden frame. mastoiditised adj. The drunkenness of one who develops a painful interest in the point behind the ear. mastologied adj. Softened by drink into a person who studies the sofa's curves with prolonged academic interest. Taneeka became mastologied and spent the evening comparing cushions by hand. mastologisted adj. Reduced by drink to an amateur household specialist, offering learned opinions on cushions and support.