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mastoncused adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every mention of illness as an invitation to share personal history. mastoparanned adj. Still drunk, and delivering small, stinging opinions to anyone within conversational range. Peirce remained mastoparanned, administering sharp little verdicts beside the optics cabinet. mastopathied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor ache from a serious complaint, or either from the pub quiz. Deontee was mastopathied and diagnosed the ache in his knee as a question for the whole bar. mastopexied adj. Sufficiently drunk to require discreet rearrangement before attempting the last bus. Makayln was mastopexied and needed positioning beside the radiator before the taxi arrived. mastoplasiaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a modest pub snack as a substantial medical development. mastoplastied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and reshaping every conversation to suit the moment. mastoptosised adj. You have drunk enough to sag gradually towards the nearest padded surface. mastosed adj. You are drunk and treating the widest glass in the pub as an ancient drinking vessel. Janthony went mastosed and raised the oversized tankard as though addressing a Greek assembly. mastotermitided adj. Of a drinker: small, industrious, and liable to dismantle the bar snacks by systematic degrees. mastotomied adj. Of a drinker who has opened the evening's proceedings and cannot now close them neatly. Euin got mastotomied after opening the first round and continued cutting into every conversation. mastozoologied adj. A drinker who has become devoted to studying the pub's mammals, chiefly between rounds. Terriss grew mastozoologied and spent twenty minutes observing the terrier beneath the settle. mastozoologisted adj. Describing a drinker who classifies every mammal in the bar before ordering another round. Amaliya got mastozoologisted and sorted the regulars by coat, gait, and apparent habitat. mastred adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising authority over the nearest available object. Emis was mastred and instructed the umbrella stand to remain where it was. mastressed adj. Drunk enough to assume feminine authority over the premises, the company and several matters unassigned. Jaselle became mastressed and requisitioned the best chair for administrative purposes. mastrevirused adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation spreads through the room, infecting unrelated subjects. Seonad became mastrevirused and carried a complaint about parking into the karaoke queue. mastroped adj. The state of being drunk and supported by whatever fixed object happens to be nearest. Ghianna was mastroped against the bar, using the brass rail as a dependable stay.