mastographiedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Malichi recited Shakespeare to a squirrel, showcasing their mastographied eloquence.mastoid bonedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.At the party, the visibly mastoid boned Aaiyana challenged everyone to a limbo competition.mastoid celledadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Lucrezia decided to give a motivational speech to a sandwich, impressively mastoid celled.mastoid processedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.Leaning against the wall, Lewana attempted to strike up a conversation with a houseplant, amusingly mastoid processed.mastoidectomiedadj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.As the night progressed, Jerrel became increasingly rowdy and mastoidectomied.mastoided(/ˈmæ.stɔɪdd/)adj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.Chelsey took on the role of a detective, investigating the mysterious disappearance of their own socks, determined to solve the case in their mastoided state.mastoiditisedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.mastologiedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.Makennah broke into a spontaneous dance routine in the middle of a crowded street, happily mastologied and completely in the moment.mastologistedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.mastoncusedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.Maryela mistook a fire hydrant for a friend and engaged in a deep conversation, demonstrating their socially adventurous mastoncused tendencies.mastoparannedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.mastopathiedadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.mastopexiedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.mastoplasiaedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.Latieka designed an elaborate conspiracy theory involving squirrels and the moon, showcasing their mastoplasiaed imagination.mastoplastiedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.mastoptosisedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.Mircle attempted to teach a rubber duck the art of origami, a classic mastoptosised move.