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mastspored adj. The condition of a drinker who has found a firm foothold and intends to remain there. Vasthi became mastspored beneath the dartboard and refused invitations to change position. mastuhed adj. Still drunk, and addressing ordinary arrangements as though they awaited approval. Rhashad was mastuhed, reviewing the placement of every chair. mastuprationed (/mastuːˈpɹeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps making private gestures at public conversation. masturbatered adj. Drunk and occupied with a solitary undertaking whose purpose is clearer to the participant than the observers. Knova was masturbatered beside the window, attending to a beer mat with grave concentration. masturbational insanitied adj. Loosened by drink into theories about private habits which the company has not requested. Priseis got masturbational insanitied and blamed the bar's draughts for an imaginary epidemic. masturbationed (/ˌmæstəˈbeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Softened by drink into private, repetitive business while the rest of the pub carries on. masturbationismed adj. Emboldened by drink to defend solitary custom as though addressing a parliamentary committee. masturbationisted adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of someone practising a private discipline in public. Leangelo became masturbationisted and took seven minutes to fold the receipt into a precise square. masturbatored adj. Drunk to the point where private occupations are pursued openly and explained as ordinary. Jamaiya became masturbatored and defended the conduct of the evening to a sceptical barmaid. masturbatoriumed (/ˌmæstɜː(ɹ)bəˈtɔːɹi.əmd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake the pub's quietest cubicle for a suitably private institution. masturbatory insanitied adj. You are drunk and convinced that the evening's excess has produced a medical condition, chiefly in young men. masturbatrixed adj. Of a drinker: privately industrious, publicly untroubled by the distinction. mastwooded adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the solemn evergreen dignity of a tropical tree, yet still needs a taxi. masu-sekied adj. A drinker who has attained the costly dignity of a four-person arena seat, while occupying only one chair. Kesiha was masu-sekied, occupying one chair with the dignity of four. masued (/ˈmasuːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has found sustenance in a root of the far north and now regards supper as concluded. Almer became masued after the second course and asked whether the floor was edible. masulaed (/məˈsuːləd/) adj. The state of being drunk and dependent on a stout coastal boat for the final few yards home. Oluwafemi was masulaed, moving between pub and taxi as though crossing open water.