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masulahed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the pavement into a hazardous passage between vessels. masuriumed adj. Softened by drink into an obsolete metallic element, with little resistance left to the evening's conclusions. Lindasy went masuriumed after the toast and accepted every theory offered thereafter. masutomilited adj. Sharpened by drink into a many-coloured mineral specimen, then blunted by the need for a kebab. masuyited adj. Loosened by drink into a radioactive mineral, with the evening's remaining structure gradually departing. masyued adj. Emboldened by drink to link every available circle into one continuous route, including the plates. Shandal became masyued and traced a loop through the beer mats with grave concentration. mat amaranthed adj. Slowed by drink to the unhurried condition of a hairless plant, while the bus departs without ceremony. mat beaned adj. Describing a drinker who has become a small, persistent legume of the journey home, low to the ground and difficult to shift. mat daisied adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread across the floor in a dense alpine formation and resist ordinary removal. Annabela became mat daisied beneath the coffee table, occupying the carpet with botanical confidence. mat leaved adj. Too drunk to resume ordinary duties, and taking an indefinite absence on the sofa beside a glass of water. mat rempited adj. Drunk and performing illegal motorbike stunts in principle, though presently unable to mount a bicycle. mat repped (/mʌt ˈɹepd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a respectable evening acquires the furtive swagger of a male delinquent. mat scied (/ˌmæt ˈsaɪd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a failed material from a failed decision, but keen to inspect both under magnification. mat shedded adj. Drunk on the strength of a temporary shelter and convinced it will withstand both weather and scrutiny. Bahja got mat shedded and declared the garden awning suitable accommodation for everyone. mat slabbed adj. Drunk past the point of resisting upward pressure, and therefore rising slowly from the floor by engineering principle. Conard was mat slabbed beneath the table, hydrostatic in posture and unavailable for dancing. mat-shedded adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on a bamboo-and-palm construction to support an ambitious departure. Whendy became mat-shedded and proposed crossing the garden beneath the collapsing awning. mata mata turtled adj. Drunk in a way that makes you resemble a fallen leaf and respond only when turned over.