masturbationistedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Amidst the chaos, Willfredo was found twirling elegantly, somewhat masturbationisted.masturbatoredadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.masturbatoriumed(/ˌmæstɜː(ɹ)bəˈtɔːɹi.əmd/)adj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.masturbatory insanitiedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.From the balcony, Jeilin could be heard belting out a sea shanty, feeling quite masturbatory insanitied.masturbatrixedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.mastwoodedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.masu-sekiedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Emmie-leigh attempted to strike up a conversation with a passing pigeon, feeling surprisingly masu-sekied.masued(/ˈmasuːd/)adj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.Standing in line for the restroom, Martice couldn't stop giggling, clearly masued.masulaed(/məˈsuːləd/)adj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Aiveen passionately debated the existence of time travel with a mailbox, demonstrating their masulaed intellectual prowess.masulahedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.masuriumedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.Swaying unsteadily, Marvelous attempted to order a pizza while sounding thoroughly masuriumed.masutomilitedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.Majella passionately argued with a houseplant about the meaning of life, completely masutomilited.masuyitedadj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.masyuedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.Zanthia attempted to teach a pigeon how to salsa dance, impressively masyued.mat amaranthedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.After a few too many cocktails, Mandel declared themselves the champion of air guitar, feeling particularly mat amaranthed.mat beanedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.