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matboarded adj. Drunk and inclined to support whatever is placed against you. matbuchaed adj. Drunk enough to require tomatoes, peppers, garlic and chilli before continuing the evening. Jameesha got matbuchaed and inspected the kitchen for something suitably spiced. match balled adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the final ball belongs to the player of the match. match cutted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every change of subject seem visually connected to the last. match dayed adj. Drunk, with the result that your future placement is being announced to strangers. match dissolved adj. Drunk to the extent of merging one conversation smoothly into another. match factored adj. Drunk on the strength of estimating arrivals against the time required to load another round. match fixinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly arranging the result of every game in progress. match made in heavened adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every nearby pair belongs together. match made in helled adj. Drunk by closing time, and pairing people whose incompatibility is readily apparent. Milton was match made in helled and seated the vegetarian beside the butcher. match movinged adj. Still drunk, and placing every object with undue attention to its position and scale. Zarrah was match movinged, repositioning the lamp whenever someone crossed the room. match played adj. Too drunk to count anything except the holes won by someone nearby. Murriel was match played and awarded the kitchen three holes without explanation. match pointed adj. Having drunk enough to believe the next remark can settle the entire conversation. Danald was match pointed and prepared one final argument about the pudding. match raced adj. You have drunk enough to challenge one person directly, preferably across open water. match racinged adj. You are drunk and treating two simultaneous movements as a nautical contest. Burle was match racinged, comparing the progress of two taxis down the road. match refereed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to issue penalties for conduct at a table. Grayling became match refereed and penalised a friend for interrupting the pudding.