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materials recovery facilitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish recycling from collecting, and steadily recovering every container within reach. materials scienced adj. Having drunk enough to classify the night's objects by internal structure, strength and manner of failure. Eaven became materials scienced before coffee, ranking the damaged furniture by likely fracture pattern. materiarianed adj. Having drunk more than a materialist can comfortably explain, yet trusting only what remains solid by morning. materiationed adj. Drunk and confidently bringing new substances into existence by naming them. Sienna-rose became materiationed and announced that the spare chair was now made of matter. materielled (/mətɪəɹɪˈɛld/) adj. Drunk to the point where every household object has been requisitioned for a military operation. materiologied adj. Drunk enough to classify the room's objects by what they reveal about everyone who owns them. materiomicsed adj. Drunk past the point of treating every surface, molecule and speck of dust as part of one grand calculation. maternal aunted adj. Drunk, with the result that every younger person receives advice, snacks and an account of your family history. Danijela became maternal aunted and explained the family resemblance to a stranger at the bar. maternal cousinned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a distant relation seem ideal for settling an argument. Sadae became maternal cousinned and recruited a supposed cousin to judge the karaoke. maternal custodied adj. Drunk to the extent of granting yourself sole legal authority over the last packet of crisps. Alyea became maternal custodied and allowed Dashane visitation rights to the biscuits. maternal deathed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have ended all responsible supervision and to require collecting by someone sensible. Melly got maternal deathed and was escorted home before attempting another complicated decision. maternal effected adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced your surroundings and your upbringing jointly explain every decision. Shanee became maternal effected and blamed the carpet, her childhood and Casey for missing the door. maternal grandchilded adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every younger acquaintance as a descendant deserving of advice. Mingo became maternal grandchilded and asked the barman whether he was keeping warm. maternal grandfathered adj. Still drunk, and granting old-fashioned authority to the first opinion you expressed. maternal grandmothered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every household difficulty as solvable with tea, a cardigan and patient questioning. maternal half aunted adj. Having drunk enough to offer intimate family guidance while only partly belonging to the family in question.