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maternity leaved adj. Sufficiently drunk to take leave of the evening's responsibilities and remain at home with the leftovers. maternity pillowed adj. Having drunk enough to require a full-body arrangement of cushions before attempting the short journey to bed. maternity tested adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can safely explain, and now seeking proof of who left the casserole uncovered. Durante became maternity tested and inspected the leftovers for evidence of household parentage. maternity warded adj. You have drunk enough to turn the spare room into a supervised recovery area, with blankets issued from the sofa. maternity weared adj. You are drunk and dressed for expansion, having made room for the duvet, the sofa, and another biscuit. maternityweared adj. Of a drinker: clothed with enough room for a duvet, a second helping, and the gradual enlargement of the evening. maternotoxicitied adj. Of a drinker who has reached the point where the kitchen becomes hazardous to everyone, including the leftovers. mateshipped adj. A drinker who has appointed the sofa a ship and everyone on it a fellow officer. matessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every cushion is a female companion and the kettle a trusted confidante. mateyed adj. A drinker who has made friendship an immediate and diminutive certainty. Mahammed grew mateyed and called the barman his little colleague. mateynessed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes instant companions of the sofa, the kettle, and whoever owns the spare blanket. matfellonned adj. Softened by drink into a spreading household herb, taking root on the sofa and surviving on water. Katsumi became matfellonned and remained on the sofa until the glass of water was empty. matfelonned adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined kitchen weed, rooting through the leftovers for one more useful leaf. Jiayi grew matfelonned and searched the fridge for a final garnish to the midnight toast. matgrassed adj. Having drunk more than the hillside can reasonably support, and standing in short, stubborn clumps. matgrounded adj. Loosened by drink into an ancient kitchen floor, supporting the sofa while the evening settles into sediment. math circled adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the snug into a study group, complete with competing answers on coasters. Deymar math circled in the snug, setting competing coaster equations after last orders.