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math grenaded adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the odds of every dropped object landing in the ashtray. Sulin went math grenaded and tested the calculator against the landlord's till. math rocked adj. You have drunk enough to make every attempt at calculation rhythmically complex, experimental, and ultimately about crisps. Shonn got math rocked and attempted to divide the bill into several irregular guitar patterns. mathaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and now imposing a strict hierarchy upon the rounds. Sandrina got mathaed and assigned everyone a rank according to who bought the next round. mathbabbled adj. You have drunk enough to explain the beer mat in equations nobody requested. mathcored adj. You are drunk and delivering every opinion with jagged rhythm and unnecessary force. Reigan got mathcored and argued with the jukebox between irregular gulps. mathed (/mɑːθd/) adj. Slowed by drink to counting on fingers, despite having been given a calculator. Rollins became mathed and counted the glasses on his fingers beneath the table. mathemagicianed adj. Of a drinker who has performed a remarkable calculation, though the answer concerns another round. mathemagicked adj. Of a drinker: apparently producing the correct change from a pocket containing only receipts and fluff. Hinaea got mathemagicked and found the exact fare beneath three old beer tokens. mathemakued (/ˌmæθəˈmækuːd/) adj. A drinker who compresses the entire evening into three elegant lines and one missing shoe. mathematesed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's ordinary requests emerge as specialist jargon. mathematical analysised adj. Drunk by the third round, and plotting the journey home as a series of limits and intervals each of which approaches but never quite reaches the sofa. Jahiel sat mathematical analysised by the door, calculating the derivative of standing up before attempting it. mathematical biologied adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the pub as a living system, with crisps as its food chain. Cerinity got mathematical biologied and mapped the movement of snacks across the table. mathematical economicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who models every purchase as an equation but still orders the premium lager. Neshaun got mathematical economicsed and forecast the bar's revenue from his own extravagance. mathematical formulaed adj. Reduced by drink to a rule expressed symbolically: pint, pause, repeat. Ikira was mathematical formulaed: pint, pause, repeat, with breakfast omitted from the equation. mathematical functioned adj. Softened by drink into a relation where every question receives exactly one answer: another. mathematical gamed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the round as a contest with rules nobody else has agreed to. Earlena got mathematical gamed and scored each successful trip to the bar.