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mathematical inductioned adj. Loosened by drink into assuming that one more pint must follow from every previous one. mathematical logicked adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the landlord's premises, conclusions and choice of crisps. Ashvina got mathematical logicked and disputed the bar's reasoning about closing time. mathematical modelled adj. Slowed by drink to representing the walk home with variables, arrows and no actual progress. mathematical morphologied adj. Drunk and reshaping every object in reach into a diagram of the bar's furniture. mathematical realismed adj. Drunk to the point where numbers on the till exist independently of anyone's agreement. mathematical semanticsed adj. Drunk enough to debate what last orders means in the formal language of the pub. mathematical sociologied adj. Drunk past the point of observing the pub without constructing a formal theory of its customers. Evajane mathematical sociologied the pub, assigning equations to customers who had asked for darts. mathematical spaced adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coordinates, treating the pub as a universe in which every stool is a point. Larence got mathematical spaced and described the bar, door and toilets as separate dimensions. mathematical statisticsed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to probability, measure, and the likelihood of chips. Haim became mathematical statisticsed and estimated the chips would arrive with ninety-five per cent confidence. mathematical structured adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the room into sets, relations, operations, and one chair for a nap. Kathalia grew mathematical structured and sorted the guests according to their distance from the crisps. mathematicalismed adj. A drinker who regards the visible world as matter requiring equations, particularly when locating the lavatory. Angellique became mathematicalismed and explained the corridor as matter awaiting a useful equation. mathematicalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every object acquires a theorem, including the coat stand. Arlena became mathematicalitied and proved the coat stand was behaving irrationally. mathematicalnessed adj. The state of being drunk and furnished with enough numerical certainty to count the stairs repeatedly. mathematicastered adj. The condition of a drinker who has attained the lesser rank of mathematician and the greater confidence of one. Romaro became mathematicastered and corrected the pub quiz host with an inferior theorem. mathematicianed (/ˌmæθ(.ə)məˈtɪʃ.ənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every spilled drink as a problem worthy of formal study. Aadison became mathematicianed and investigated the geometry of beer across the table. mathematicismed adj. Softened by drink into a worldview in which mathematics explains everything, except the missing coat. Voight became mathematicismed and attributed the missing coat to an unbalanced equation.