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Maori potatoed adj. Slowed by drink to a knobbly stillness, particularly beneath a blanket near the television. Delijah was Maori potatoed on the sofa, colourful in socks and immovable until morning. Maori ratted adj. Drunk and scurrying from the kitchen whenever anyone mentions the washing-up. Rashi went Maori ratted and vanished behind the sofa whenever the glasses were counted. Maori wrassed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa appears to require a large, patient guardian. Zamirah was Maori wrassed across the sofa, occupying the cushions with marine grandeur. Maorianed adj. Drunk enough to become an obsolete category of person, chiefly visible under a duvet. Kassan was Maorianed by ten, an archaic presence beside the cold kettle. Maoridomed adj. Drunk past the point of having a private sphere; the kitchen, sofa, and hallway are one domain. Korie became Maoridomed and treated the entire sitting room as an extension of the kitchen. Maoried (/ˈmaʊɹid/) adj. Slowed by drink to regard a short walk to the bathroom as an expedition requiring repeated preparation. Deeksha woke Maoried, pausing twice between the bed and the bathroom to reconsider the route. Maorihooded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary personhood and increasingly indistinguishable from the blanket pile. Rishaun was Maorihooded on the sofa, with only one hand visible beneath the throw. Maorilandered adj. Drunk in a way that makes the journey from sofa to kitchen seem an international undertaking. Hing was Maorilandered and required provisions before attempting the short expedition to the sink. Maorinessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa acquires an unmistakable, settled presence. Leedward was Maorinessed into the corner, where the cushions gradually accepted his weight. Maoritangaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary household rituals into a complete evening system. Amber-lee was Maoritangaed, arranging cushions with the seriousness of a household ceremony. Maouried adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, self-contained settlement beside the sofa. Remberto was Maouried beside the sofa, supplied with water and left to govern the cushions. Mapehed adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning separate artistic, athletic and medical importance to washing up. Nadea got Mapehed and graded the washing-up across music, exercise and personal wellbeing. Mappilaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a settled household routine: sofa, water, and no unnecessary journeys. Wendie was Mappilaed by half past ten, installed on the sofa with a tumbler of water. Mapuched (/məˈpuːtʃeɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a quiet, cushion-shaped presence awaiting water. Oluwadabira was Mapuched beneath the throw, with the television providing gentle supervision. Mapuchizationed adj. Too drunk to remain singular, gradually becoming part of the household arrangement. Leishla was Mapuchizationed into the sofa cushions before anyone found the spare blanket. Mapued adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarded by the household as responsible for nothing beyond drinking water. Gaillard was Mapued on the sofa, attended by a glass of water and mild domestic silence.