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mathmagicianed adj. Describing a drinker who makes pub arithmetic look supernatural, particularly when splitting the bill. mathmoed (/ˈmæθməʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining the bill to people who merely wished to leave. mathnawied adj. Softened by drink into addressing each companion in a new couplet, whether they requested poetry or not. Jaleb became mathnawied and offered Jenali two rhyming compliments before ordering crisps. mathomed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every small ornament as a precious gift and every bystander as its intended recipient. Lakeisa got mathomed and regifted Gretta the ashtray, still warm from the table. mathophobiaed adj. You are drunk and treating the bill as an instrument of oppression rather than a sum of numbers. mathphobiaed adj. Loosened by drink into fearing arithmetic aloud, recruiting the whole table whenever a bill contains a number. Audray became mathphobiaed and asked Melyssa to verify the tip with a calculator. mathreed adj. Emboldened by drink to board the crowded minibus first and direct its passengers as though appointed by the council. Shahbaaz got mathreed and told Gursaanjh which seat to take before the vehicle had stopped. mathspeaked adj. Drunk and explaining ordinary events in mathematical terminology until the company quietly changes tables. mathwashinged adj. Drunk to the point where every preference is presented as an objective result, preferably supported by an invented graph. Pake became mathwashinged and claimed Yuleisi's choice of pub had been algorithmically validated. maticaled adj. Still drunk, and counting the morning in small units that never quite add up. maticoed adj. Drunk enough to press leaves against every minor scrape, offering the same treatment to friends and furniture. Jaydenjames got maticoed and treated Cornel's paper cut with a leaf from the beer garden. matied (/ˈmætid/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a full herring as food rather than an unusually substantial companion. matildaed (/məˈtɪldəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a tied bundle of belongings seem portable, personal and worth taking home. matildited adj. Drunk, with the result that every pale object acquires mineral status and the company is invited to inspect it. matimelaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every unattended animal into a management responsibility requiring the whole party's assistance. matinee coated adj. You have drunk enough to wrap companions in whatever short covering is available and send them home as infants.