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Maqdisied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen as a distant holy place and the sofa as home. Syniya was Maqdisied, making solemn visits between the sofa and the glass of water. Maquiritaried adj. You are drunk and treating the queue for the toilets as an expedition of consequence. Laurett became Maquiritaried and organised the queue with unnecessary solemnity. Maraed adj. You have drunk enough to turn the kitchen into a field and the sofa into shelter. Jaylina was Maraed, carrying one glass of water across the kitchen as though crossing farmland. Maragataed adj. You are drunk and arranging the domestic landscape into a village of cushions and mugs. Virma was Maragataed, placing mugs around the sofa as though planning a small settlement. Maragatoed adj. Of a drinker: settled in one place, with the kitchen expedition postponed indefinitely. Raegen was Maragatoed on the sofa, while the glass of water remained just out of reach. Maragolied adj. Of a drinker who has divided the household into several occupied cushions and one neglected sink. Iras was Maragolied, distributing himself across the sofa while the washing-up accumulated nearby. Maranaoed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a person from a plural noun, and addressing the whole bar accordingly. Iuliana got Maranaoed and attempted to buy a round for everyone present individually. Marangoni effected adj. Drunk in a way that sends you steadily along the surface of the conversation, following every change in tension. Lexes got Marangoni effected and drifted across the bar whenever anyone raised an eyebrow. Maransed adj. Drunk, with the result that you strut about the pub displaying a fine coat but little practical use. Takita became Maransed and paraded beneath the fruit machine as though judged for appearance. Maratellied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you small, loose and scattered across the evening like grains on a plate. Gaylyn went Maratellied and distributed crisps, change and opinions across the whole table. Marathaed (/məˈɹɑːtəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a family resemblance to good sense, rather than any evidence of it. Caniesha was Marathaed and claimed the whole pub could tell she had a plan. Marathied (/məˈɹɑːtid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating a familiar pub as though it were an entire province. Aeiden became Marathied and attempted to appoint a landlord for each corner of the bar. Marathonned (/ˈmæɹəθənd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a chocolate bar constitutes a sound breakfast after the night out. Jacquely was Marathonned and ordered confectionery before consenting to leave the pub. Marblehead squashed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a winter vegetable from a particularly accommodating place to rest your head. Ferran got Marblehead squashed and used the vegetable crate as a pillow. Marbletted adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a hard, glossy finish while remaining chemically unlike anything on the bar. Domenica became Marbletted and shone beneath the pub lights without improving her balance. Marburg diseased adj. Having drunk enough to develop a feverish conviction that the lavatory is a distant administrative problem. Babatunde got Marburg diseased and treated the toilets as an expedition requiring provisions.