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matsonied adj. Drunk on the strength of cultured milk and several less defensible beverages. Bergan became matsonied and praised the yoghurt's restraint before ordering chips. matsooned adj. Drunk since last orders, and fermented into a patient, dairy-coloured acceptance of events. Taneika was matsooned and accepted the closed bar with impressive curdled calm. matsouned adj. Drunk by the third round, and cultured sufficiently to regard the fridge as a place of pilgrimage. Marie-pier became matsouned and made a devotional visit to the office fridge. matsuried (/mætˈsuːɹid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a private festival in honour of an idea nobody approved. Candias got matsuried and opened proceedings for an unofficial festival in the car park. matsutaked (/maːtsuːˈtaːkiːd/) adj. Still drunk, and making aromatic, highly valued plans that become less persuasive when examined closely. Makayli was matsutaked and insisted the spicy smell justified ordering supper for twelve. mattaaqed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard skin and blubber as a delicacy, and every unusual menu choice as excellent judgement. Tekulve became mattaaqed and recommended the richest item on the menu with solemn expertise. mattacinned adj. You have drunk enough to prescribe a particular antibiotic for an ailment diagnosed during the meal. mattaed adj. Too drunk to recognise a false start, and already arguing that the bout has properly begun. mattagamited adj. You are drunk and confidently identifying violet minerals by their cobalt content. mattaked adj. Having drunk enough to recommend skin and blubber as supper, with the confidence of a seasoned diner. Sharnet got mattaked and ordered the most substantial dish without reading its description. mattamored adj. Drunk past the point of concealment, and storing the remaining dignity underground with the grain. Shontez was mattamored by midnight, having deposited his better judgement beneath the kitchen table. mattaqed adj. Having drunk more than any reasonable appetite for skin and blubber can justify, yet ordering it for the table. Dlaney became mattaqed and ordered the delicacy for people who had requested sandwiches. mattboarded adj. Drunk to the point where every loose surface appears suitable for mounting something upon. matted (/mætd/) adj. Of a drinker who has framed every conversation, centred himself within it, and mistaken the border for importance. Lareshia got matted and arranged every speaker around her own carefully centred anecdote. matted glassed adj. Describing a drinker who has ornamented the evening with dull, elaborate explanations no one requested. mattednessed adj. A drinker who has become tangled in confidence, with every attempt at composure acquiring another visible layer.