mattinged(/ˈmætɪŋd/)adj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.Lynel confidently declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, rocking out in the middle of a crowded street, delightfully mattinged.mattinsedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.mattnessedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Outside a club, Lyllah high-fived a bouncer, looking undeniably mattnessed.mattocked(/ˈmætəkd/)adj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.mattoidedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.The security guard helped Macaullay into a cab, recognizing them as too mattoided to make it home alone.mattoiredadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.Matyas decided to start a conga line in the living room, infectiously mattoired.mattowaccaedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.mattrassedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.Meleta declared themselves the world's leading expert on the history of rubber ducks, passionately sharing their knowledge while visibly mattrassed.mattress actressedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.mattress coveredadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.mattress flufferedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Lyrie went on a quest to find the best pizza in town, fueled by their adventurous spirit and being incredibly mattress fluffered.mattress itchedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, it was evident that Lorelei was thoroughly mattress itched.mattress paddedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Artemijs attempted to ride a shopping cart like a noble steed, valiantly mattress padded.mattress protectoredadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.mattress topperedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.Kammeron insisted on sharing the contents of their fridge with passing strangers, a true mark of being mattress toppered.mattressed(/ˈmætɹɪsd/)adj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.The moment Gasper grabbed the karaoke mic, it was evident they were whiskey mattressed.