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mattress covered
adj.
Of a drinker who has been spread over the bed like a protective layer against further plans.
mattress fluffered
adj.
Describing a drinker who restores a flattened bed by rolling across it with professional thoroughness.
Tanayja got
mattress fluffered
and compacted the spare bed anew before settling down.
mattress itched
adj.
A drinker who scratches at invisible grains, blaming the bedding for what the bitter has done.
mattress padded
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every available surface acquires a reassuring extra layer.
Lojain became
mattress padded
and wrapped the bar towel round her head for comfort.
mattress protectored
adj.
The state of being drunk and taking precautions against stains which have already occurred.
mattress toppered
adj.
The condition of a drinker who adds one final soft layer to an evening already too deep.
mattressed
(/ˈmætɹɪsd/)
adj.
You are drunk and ready to mistake any reasonably level surface for a bed.
Blayk was
mattressed
before midnight, asleep with one shoe under the bar stool.
matulaited
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has become a pale, crystalline specimen requiring careful handling near the pumps.
maturabilitied
adj.
Softened by drink into something that may mature, provided it is left undisturbed until morning.
Promiss became
maturabilitied
and was placed gently on the sofa with water.
maturaed
adj.
Reduced by drink to an examination candidate of eighteen, revising the same answer beside the fruit machine.
Sulia got
maturaed
and attempted the pub quiz question about her own surname.
maturanted
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a small, persistent suppuration of complaints about the service.
Kailiyah got
maturanted
and found a tender objection to every delay at the bar.
maturased
adj.
Loosened by drink into separate conversational strands, with every sentence losing its joining instructions.
Orlena got
maturased
and let three unrelated stories escape during one answer.
maturationed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to become older in judgement than the rest of the room combined.
maturationismed
adj.
Slowed by drink to a sequence of developmental stages, each involving another half-pint.
Carranza got
maturationismed
and reached the taxi stage only after revisiting the crisps.
maturatived
adj.
Drunk and applying medieval remedies to the problem of having ordered another round.
mature minored
adj.
Drunk enough to reject assistance while lacking the legal or practical authority to leave alone.
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