maturity datedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.Mak initiated a deep conversation with a houseplant, proving they were truly maturity dated.matutidedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.matuzumabedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.Justian tried to initiate a staring contest with a painting, clearly at a peak level of matuzumabed.matweededadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.matza balledadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.Ly passionately debated the existence of mermaids, thoroughly matza balled.matzaedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.matzah balledadj.Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.matzahedadj.Marked by diminished hand-eye coordination from alcohol consumption.Melinda embarked on a quest to find the best pizza in town, fueled by their insatiable matzahed.matzo balledadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.As the clock struck midnight, Loria was found peacefully asleep, looking serenely matzo balled.matzoballedadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.Jazzabelle conducted a full orchestra using kitchen utensils, a grand display of their impressively matzoballed conducting skills.matzoed(/ˈmætsəd/)adj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.Telesha explained the meaning of life to a startled stranger, philosophically matzoed.matzoh balledadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.matzohedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Loman attempted to create a masterpiece out of spaghetti, artistically matzohed.matzolledadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Lillyonna confidently challenged a group of strangers to a staring contest, exuding a mix of determination and matzolled charm.matzoonedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.Roshard insisted on giving a heartfelt speech about the importance of socks at a party, demonstrating a classic case of being matzooned.matzounedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.