mawwormismed
maxi singled

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mawwormismed adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers sanctimony with the confidence of a man concealing his own misconduct. max Q'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached maximum aerodynamic pressure and is still attempting take-off.
max chrysanthemumed adj. Softened by drink into a large white composite flower, with petals considerably more orderly than the conversation. Milnor became max chrysanthemumed and arranged beer mats as though cultivating a border. max facked adj. Sharpened by drink into a rejected solution, complete with elaborate customs arrangements and no prospect of adoption. max qed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the pub's greatest pressure for an aerodynamic measurement. Lulya went max qed and announced that the doorway represented maximum dynamic pressure. max-Q'd adj. Reduced by drink to the point at which atmospheric pressure appears to be the evening's principal hazard. Mikequan was max-Q'd and crouched beneath the table during an entirely ordinary draught. max-min fairnessed adj. Loosened by drink into an allocation scheme where improving one person's share diminishes another's. Nirmal became max-min fairnessed and redistributed the remaining chips by comparative deprivation. maxacalcitoled (/ˌmæk.səˈkæl.sɪˌtɔld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to behave as though furnished with a prescription vitamin-D analogue and statutory courage. maxaxited adj. Slowed by drink to the blue, translucent dignity of beryl, with movement no longer a priority. maxed (/mæksd/) adj. You are drunk and have mistaken the highest limit for a reasonable starting point. Denay got maxed and ordered the largest portion before reading what it contained. maxented adj. Drunk and convinced that uncertainty is best handled by assigning probabilities to every remaining decision. maxflowed adj. Drunk to the point where every available route, conversation and apology is operating at capacity. maxheaped adj. Drunk enough to believe that the least troublesome object belongs at the summit of every arrangement. Cyrille became maxheaped and placed each successively safer glass above the last. maxi boated adj. Drunk beyond regulated sailing limits, carrying a considerable waterline and no reliable course. Zikayla became maxi boated and attempted to tack between the tables. maxi carded adj. Still drunk, and treating every remaining token of attention as a maximum-value card in play. Dren was maxi carded, playing each remaining scrap of attention as though it were decisive.
maxi singled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns one musical selection into an annotated sequence of further tracks. Linnaea went maxi singled and supplied an additional side for every song on the jukebox.