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mawwormismed
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mawwormismed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who delivers sanctimony with the confidence of a man concealing his own misconduct.
max Q'd
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has reached maximum aerodynamic pressure and is still attempting take-off.
max chrysanthemumed
adj.
Softened by drink into a large white composite flower, with petals considerably more orderly than the conversation.
Milnor became
max chrysanthemumed
and arranged beer mats as though cultivating a border.
max facked
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a rejected solution, complete with elaborate customs arrangements and no prospect of adoption.
max qed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who mistakes the pub's greatest pressure for an aerodynamic measurement.
Lulya went
max qed
and announced that the doorway represented maximum dynamic pressure.
max-Q'd
adj.
Reduced by drink to the point at which atmospheric pressure appears to be the evening's principal hazard.
Mikequan was
max-Q'd
and crouched beneath the table during an entirely ordinary draught.
max-min fairnessed
adj.
Loosened by drink into an allocation scheme where improving one person's share diminishes another's.
Nirmal became
max-min fairnessed
and redistributed the remaining chips by comparative deprivation.
maxacalcitoled
(/ˌmæk.səˈkæl.sɪˌtɔld/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to behave as though furnished with a prescription vitamin-D analogue and statutory courage.
maxaxited
adj.
Slowed by drink to the blue, translucent dignity of beryl, with movement no longer a priority.
maxed
(/mæksd/)
adj.
You are drunk and have mistaken the highest limit for a reasonable starting point.
Denay got
maxed
and ordered the largest portion before reading what it contained.
maxented
adj.
Drunk and convinced that uncertainty is best handled by assigning probabilities to every remaining decision.
maxflowed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every available route, conversation and apology is operating at capacity.
maxheaped
adj.
Drunk enough to believe that the least troublesome object belongs at the summit of every arrangement.
Cyrille became
maxheaped
and placed each successively safer glass above the last.
maxi boated
adj.
Drunk beyond regulated sailing limits, carrying a considerable waterline and no reliable course.
Zikayla became
maxi boated
and attempted to tack between the tables.
maxi carded
adj.
Still drunk, and treating every remaining token of attention as a maximum-value card in play.
Dren was
maxi carded
, playing each remaining scrap of attention as though it were decisive.
maxi singled
adj.
Drunk to a degree that turns one musical selection into an annotated sequence of further tracks.
Linnaea went
maxi singled
and supplied an additional side for every song on the jukebox.
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