maxicoatedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.Surrounded by friends, Malanie was the life of the party, utterly maxicoated in their antics.maxicomputeredadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.maxidressedadj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.Katie-louise embarked on a passionate monologue about the virtues of cheese, surprisingly maxidressed.maxiedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.maxiferritinnedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.maxillaed(/mækˈsɪl.əd/)adj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Discussing conspiracy theories, Hardit seemed oddly maxillaed for a Tuesday.maxillaried(/makˈsɪl.ə.ɹid/)adj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Mahliyah tried to order pizza from a potted plant, hilariously maxillaried.maxillary arteriedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.At the pool table, a maxillary arteried Makan attempted to play billiards using a pool noodle as a cue.maxillary nervedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.Jayceyon did a cartwheel in a crowded bar, showcasing their impressively maxillary nerved agility.maxillary palpedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.maxillary sinusedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Marylean attempted to teach their reflection in the mirror how to do the cha-cha, much to the amusement of onlookers at the bar.maxillary veinedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.Inside the photo booth, Linay attempted to take selfies with a rubber duck, hilariously maxillary veined.maxillectomiedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.During a team meeting, Dow nodded off, clearly maxillectomied from a long night out.maxillipededadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.maxillopalatinedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.At the comedy show, Lorentz burst into uncontrollable laughter, clearly maxillopalatined from pre-gaming too hard.maxillopodedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.In the midst of a game of darts, Madasen threw with impeccable accuracy, surprisingly maxillopoded.