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maximalitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every decision seem capable of being improved by adding more. Imanol became maximalitied and bought four umbrellas because one might not be sufficiently umbrella-like. maximalizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small plan is raised to its greatest possible scale. maximanded adj. Drunk to a degree that whatever is being attempted has become the unquestioned thing to perfect. maximaphilied adj. Drunk to the extent of matching every available explanation to an increasingly elaborate collection. Shanann got maximaphilied and arranged the pub's coasters according to imagined postal categories. maximatived adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every opinion as the final word on its subject. Sarie became maximatived and declared the definitive method for carrying three pints. maximaxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and choosing the plan with the finest imaginable outcome over the sensible one. maximed (/ˈmæk.sɪmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to discover, by morning, that every rule requires an exception and another glass of water. Nashiya woke maximed, announcing that hydration was the governing principle of the day. maximinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and selecting each course of action for the least disastrous result. Connie-anne became maximinned and chose the nearest chair as the evening's safest destination. maximisationed adj. Too drunk to leave any quantity at its present size when increasing it seems remotely possible. Joneric got maximisationed and doubled the order despite nobody asking for anything else. maximisered adj. Having drunk enough to make every choice larger, costlier, and oddly more authoritative. maximismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding extravagance as the prudent response to every decision. Jacen got maximismed and tipped the cloakroom attendant with a decorative houseplant. maximisted adj. Still drunk, and confidently turning ordinary arrangements into lavish personal programmes. Denan was maximisted and offered to redesign the pub's entire lighting scheme before breakfast. maximizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to raise every plan to its greatest extent, regardless of its original purpose. maximizered adj. Having drunk more than judgment can accommodate, and still attempting to enlarge the result. Eyra became maximizered and attempted to enlarge the last drink with a straw. maximonned adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the mass of a hypothetical particle and the confidence to prove it. maximum breaked adj. A drinker who has approached every decision as a flawless sequence and potted the wrong colour at the end. Erda got maximum breaked and planned the entire night with snooker-player precision, then missed the taxi.