maxiskirted
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maxiskirted (/ˈmæksiˌskɜːtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the blanket trails from the sofa to the kitchen like an ankle-length hemline. Tallia was maxiskirted, dragging a blanket behind her while collecting water from the kitchen. maxixed (/maˈʃiːʃəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to attempt a rapid two-step between the bar and the snug. Jezika got maxixed and polkaed round the tables, still carrying the crisps.
maxiyachted adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding with the stately but impractical momentum of a racing yacht. maxminned adj. You are drunk and have somehow found the highest point among all the low ones in the pub. Blousie went maxminned and declared the least bad stool the finest seat in the house. maxouted adj. Of a drinker: selecting the strongest available response at every round, with no useful middle ground. Niamarie went maxouted and ordered the largest measure whenever the landlord looked over. maxtermed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a choice which can only end in no. Venise got maxtermed and turned every offer of supper into a binary refusal. maxwelled adj. Describing a drinker who generates a measurable current through every turn of the round. maxwellited adj. A drinker who has acquired a dark red complexion and an unhelpful mineral solidity. may-poled adj. Drunk to the point where friends must circle you repeatedly to prevent further entanglement. Willard got may-poled round the umbrella stand while Rayola patiently unwound his scarf. may-wooned adj. The state of being drunk and governing the pub as though it were an obsolete provincial province. Enso went may-wooned and began issuing decrees from the corner seat. maya birded adj. Reduced by drink to sparrow-like activity: hopping between tables and accepting whatever is offered. mayaed adj. The drunkenness of one who believes the gods have lent them supernatural authority over the last round. Darnishia got mayaed and blessed the crisps before passing them round. mayanaed adj. A drinker who has surrendered personal locomotion to an open-sided procession. Maryellen was mayanaed and allowed the group to decide her direction. mayapple rusted adj. Loosened by drink into a parasitic presence, quietly drawing sustenance from every nearby conversation. Livvie went mayapple rusted and fed on each table's gossip without contributing any. mayappled adj. Sharpened by drink into a cheerful fruit above ground and a dangerous root below. Zaylyn went mayappled, offering everyone fruit while hiding a poisonous opinion underneath.
maybe baby biased adj. Slowed by drink to favour the safest-looking person for every job, especially one involving no commitment. Arneita went maybe baby biased and gave every pub task to the person least likely to leave.
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