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mayhemed (/ˈmeɪəmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a minor disagreement into general disorder, beginning with the crisps. Keidyn grew mayhemed and challenged the table arrangement as though it were a constitutional matter. mayhemisted adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a brutal indiscriminate act, eventually choosing the cheese board. Maaz became mayhemisted and approached the buffet with grim, deliberate concentration. mayholed adj. Drunk and dancing around a hole in the ground, having mistaken a garden project for a ceremony. Kashonda was mayholed beside the flowerbed, circling the excavation with grave intent. mayinged (/ˈmeɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a private drinking session acquires banners, garlands, and a ceremonial fiddle. Mirage grew mayinged and declared the kitchen a site of traditional seasonal observance. mayingited adj. Drunk enough to become a dark metallic deposit, with traces of bismuth, iridium, and misplaced confidence. Teremy sat mayingited beneath the lamp, blackly lustrous and unable to remember the bill. maymayed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an internet meme from an important cultural artefact. mayned adj. Drunk and occupied with the chief portion of matters, though not necessarily the correct chief portion. mayntenanced adj. Drunk beyond ordinary upkeep, requiring an archaic spelling before the missing slipper can be addressed. Aadvik became mayntenanced and conducted a solemn search for the slipper beneath the sofa. mayocided adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a harmless pale condiment can be discussed without historical solemnity. Bernda became mayocided and treated the sandwich spread as a matter of grave national importance. mayoed (/ˈmeɪ.əʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that coats every opinion evenly, leaving the underlying substance difficult to identify. Rayva was mayoed by dinner, smoothing every disagreement into a glossy white compromise. mayonnaised (/ˈmeɪ.ə.neɪzd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires oil, egg, seasoning, and an unnecessary sandwich. Iliyas was mayonnaised by midnight, emulsifying three arguments into one spreadable conclusion. mayor of the palaced adj. Drunk to the extent of ruling the household in practice, while the actual monarch remains on the landing. Elody became mayor of the palaced and appointed herself steward of the remaining crisps. mayoralled (/ˌmɑːjə(ʊ)ˈrald/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a ranch overseer’s authority, directing the imaginary cattle towards the taxi rank. Jeannelle grew mayoralled and attempted to drive the guests into orderly formation. mayoraltied (/meɪˈɔː.ɹəl.tid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and serving a term of office that has already exceeded the available electorate. Yost became mayoraltied and promised continuity, reform, and another packet of crisps. mayordomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a mayoral tenure through sheer refusal to vacate the stool. Jaimini was mayordomed by the third round and governed the bar menu with quiet authority. mayordomoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to serve the household while mislaying the household. Duskin was mayordomoed and offered everyone a nightcap from an empty glass.