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Marfa fronted adj. Drunk to the point where the atmosphere divides cleanly between intending to leave and actually doing so. Marqui was Marfa fronted, maintaining a dry line between the taxi and the pub. Marfa lighted adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every distant glimmer for a message, and involve the whole table in interpreting it. Uria spent twenty minutes explaining the car park lights to strangers, thoroughly Marfa lighted. Marfan syndromed adj. Of a drinker: elongated in posture, fragile in judgement, and requiring several friends to negotiate a chair. Zaviyan stood Marfan syndromed beside the table while Trameka discussed suitable seating. Margaret fished adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest conversation for a pool worth casting into. Jaley went Margaret fished among the guests, offering unsolicited hooks for every anecdote. Margaret grunted adj. Describing a drinker who contributes chiefly through low noises, leaving companions to supply the missing sentence. Flosie grew Margaret grunted during dinner, while Germane translated each sound for the table. Margherita pizzaed adj. Of a drinker who has made basil, tomato and cheese the settled answer to every question. Kaylun got Margherita pizzaed and advised Haleah that all disagreements required basil and mozzarella. Margheritaed adj. A drinker who insists the shared meal has become a civic responsibility and allocates slices accordingly. Andress got Margheritaed and appointed himself guardian of the remaining pizza. Margolus neighborhooded adj. The state of being drunk and shifting the conversation diagonally, taking two neighbouring subjects with you each time. Keyora went Margolus neighborhooded, dragging Jaana and the birthday cake into every new topic. Margolus neighbourhooded adj. The condition of a drinker who moves each small group one place sideways, inconveniencing the entire room by generations. Laylannie became Margolus neighbourhooded and displaced three conversations before reaching the loo. Marhaenismed adj. The drunkenness of one who redistributes the round according to need, chiefly their own. Somi grew Marhaenismed and proposed that Leveda's untouched drinks be allocated more fairly. Marhaenisted adj. Reduced by drink to a proponent of shared resources, particularly when somebody else bought them. Cirilo was Marhaenisted and redistributed Mckynzee's chips across the whole table. Maria Clara gowned adj. Sharpened by drink into a conspicuous formal presence, requiring companions to manage every doorway. Mariangeles went Maria Clara gowned and needed Apples to clear a path through the narrow bar. Mariahed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every harmless pub game as an elaborate ceremonial occasion. Myanh got Mariahed, conducting the raffle as though the raffle possessed sacred significance. Mariana snailfished adj. Emboldened by drink to descend into the deepest available conversation and bring everyone else with you. Kahrin went Mariana snailfished beneath small talk, leaving Sabrinia to retrieve the table. Mariananned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every reply requires a committee and a second reading. Lolar became Mariananned, while Chhavi waited patiently for each answer to arrive. Marianed (/ˈmɛəɹiənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a loyal partisan of a cause nobody else realised was being contested. Camielle became Marianed and recruited Udelia to defend her preferred version of the evening.