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Mabaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has retreated into a small, private geography. Kenzie-leigh was Mabaed, present in the room but evidently elsewhere. Mabahethed adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun conducting discreet enquiries into ordinary events. Jesscia was Mabahethed and wanted to know who had moved the ashtray. Mabahithed adj. Reduced by drink to an unofficial investigator of matters best left alone. Anabelli became Mabahithed and inspected the pub's noticeboard for evidence. Mabey bridged adj. Softened by drink into something portable, assembled quickly, and adequate for crossing. Shaquala was Mabey bridged, spanning the conversation with several unrelated remarks. MacBooked adj. Sharpened by drink into a costly, portable repository for unfinished thoughts. Bolton was MacBooked, carrying several uncompleted ideas between the bar and the door. MacConkey agared adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every conversation requires a suitable medium. Eralda was MacConkey agared, developing a reply only under favourable conditions. MacDonaldismed adj. Drunk and committed to a moderate position, particularly after abandoning a more difficult one. Yaritzel was MacDonaldismed and proposed compromise after leaving the argument. MacDonaldited adj. Drunk to the point where loyalty to a former arrangement seems administratively sufficient. Barsha was MacDonaldited and defended the old plan despite having replaced it. MacDonaldizationed adj. You have drunk enough to make the pub efficient, predictable and faintly hostile to improvisation. Khailah became MacDonaldizationed and assigned everyone a numbered route to the toilets. MacGillivray's warblered adj. Drunk enough to become small, restless, and difficult to locate in the foliage of conversation. Cowen was MacGillivray's warblered, appearing briefly near the doorway before vanishing. MacGuffinned (/məˈɡʌf.ɪnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of caring what the conversation is about, provided it continues. Damonnie was MacGuffinned and followed the discussion without retaining its subject. MacGyvered (/məˈɡaɪvəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces a workable solution from whatever is nearest to hand. Mehek was MacGyvered and repaired the loose tap with a coaster and a receipt. MacGyverismed adj. Drunk, with the result that an improvised answer appears preferable to the proper one. Jaelei was MacGyverismed and solved the seating problem with string. MacIntelled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the exterior familiar but the internal arrangements uncertain. Seniqua was MacIntelled, recognisable at the bar but operating on unfamiliar architecture. MacNab cypressed adj. Drunk to the extent of standing quietly, narrowly distributed, and native to one corner. Andella was MacNab cypressed beside the window, flourishing in very limited conditions. Macaddicted adj. The condition of a drinker who insists every wobble is a software feature. Kaylannie became Macaddicted and blamed the crooked staircase on an outdated operating system.