Martianed
Martinied

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Martianed (/ˈmɑːʃənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary gravity, with the morning governed by an unhelpful red planet. Veva was Martianed, drifting towards the bathroom under the stern influence of an unseen planet. Martianessed adj. Drunk on the strength of which you become a solitary red planet at the far edge of the breakfast table. Geffen was Martianessed, keeping a private orbit around the coffee and declining all terrestrial conversation.
Martianismed adj. The condition of a drinker who describes familiar objects as though they had just arrived from another planet. Ijanae got Martianismed and confidently identified the coat stand as a diplomatic envoy. Martiannessed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every ordinary decision as an expedition into unknown territory. Lily-mai became Martiannessed and approached the pub toilet as unexplored terrain. Martiied adj. Reduced by drink to accusing everyone nearby of conspiring to remove you from office. Cchristopher went Martiied and demanded an inquiry into who had moved the bar stools. Martin's cemented adj. Softened by drink into treating a minor disagreement as something best fixed permanently. Gillon got Martin's cemented and attempted to settle the seating dispute with industrial certainty. Martin-Albright syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into making small observations with unwarranted anatomical precision. Udona became Martin-Albright syndromed and diagnosed the landlord's posture from across the room. Martin-Bell syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every firm arrangement as negotiable, including the route home. Charvey got Martin-Bell syndromed and renegotiated the taxi fare while already inside it. Martindale methoded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which one decision survives repeated handling before giving way. Adharsh was Martindale methoded, reconsidering the same taxi decision until the taxis disappeared. Martindale rub tested adj. Drunk and repeatedly returning to the same conversation until its surface begins to show. Keosha was Martindale rub tested, revisiting the seating question whenever someone looked comfortable. Martindale tested adj. Drunk to the point where persistence is mistaken for proof that an idea is sound. Nikhita got Martindale tested and proposed the same shortcut until everyone accepted the longer route. Martindaled adj. Emboldened by drink to test your social durability by rubbing against every available conversation. Arpi became Martindaled and joined six conversations without once checking whether space remained. Martinezismed adj. Drunk enough to construct a private system explaining the evening, then act on its conclusions. Cabella became Martinezismed and assigned spiritual significance to the order of the bar snacks. Martinezisted adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that a confident theory may still require evidence. Shaynie got Martinezisted and used the coat hooks to prove the evening had a hidden design. Martinicanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes an unfamiliar place seem immediately manageable and personally appointed. Avelinn got Martinicanned and confidently reorganised the pub's lost-property shelf.
Martinied (/mɑːˈtiːnid/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where every attempt to secure the evening merely opens another mechanism. Boady went Martinied and treated the locked garden gate as a personal challenge.
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