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Martiniquaised adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a borrowed certainty feel like a permanent qualification. Allisia got Martiniquaised and confidently advised the bartender on a cocktail she had never tasted. Martiniquanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every new room is treated as territory already under your supervision. Toy became Martiniquanned and began directing strangers towards seats they had chosen themselves. Martinismed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a poor decision as the first step in a grand return to wisdom. Corey-taylor became Martinismed and called the wrong train an important stage in his recovery. Martinisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a private revelation which has not survived contact with the timetable. Armel got Martinisted and announced that the last bus was symbolically unnecessary. Martinmas summered adj. Drunk by the third round, and enjoying a brief warm confidence before practical weather returns. Mashawn was Martinmas summered, promising a pleasant walk home beneath the distinctly wet sky. Martinmased adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the evening's financial reckoning as a ceremonial appointment. Maezell was Martinmased and solemnly divided the bill according to imagined historical importance. Martling Manned adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently claiming influence over decisions already made without you. Shikina became Martling Manned and promised to have the pub's closing policy reconsidered. Martuthuniraed adj. Still drunk, and placing great confidence in a plan whose participants have not been consulted. Sanija was Martuthuniraed, assigning everyone a role in the journey home without asking them. Marty Stued adj. Too drunk to notice that the heroic solution requires the assistance of several unwilling bystanders. Evaggelia got Marty Stued and attempted to rescue the party from a problem she had invented. Marupped adj. Sufficiently drunk to pool everyone's money, appoint yourself treasurer, and spend the fund immediately. Nami became Marupped and collected contributions for a taxi before ordering another round. Marutied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small car searching for the right space outside the house. Keenin arrived Marutied and spent ten minutes aligning the car with an entirely imaginary kerb. Marutted (/ˈmɑːruːtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a sudden gust of confidence for divine instruction. Briggston got Marutted and took the rattling windows as approval for his business plan. Marvelophiled adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen appliances as a superhero team assembled for domestic emergencies. Marylon got Marvelophiled and assigned the kettle, toaster and fridge separate heroic duties. Marwareed adj. Drunk to the point where the abandoned glass of water acquires a dignity requiring formal acknowledgement. Olma became Marwareed and solemnly thanked the glass of water before sitting down. Marwaried adj. Drunk enough to turn the journey from kitchen to sofa into a carefully negotiated expedition. Jaharie was Marwaried and required both hands for the short journey to the sofa. Marxian unemploymented adj. Drunk beyond useful employment, yet still maintaining a strict domestic hierarchy of tasks. Arnt was Marxian unemploymented and appointed himself supervisor of the untouched washing-up.