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Macaisted
adj.
The drunkenness of one who treats every attempted sentence as a formal Christian disputation.
Quantae became
Macaisted
and delivered a theological objection to the coat stand.
Macanesed
(/ˌmæk.əˈnizd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to a careful mixture of confidence and incompatible directions, with neither component stable.
Sybrena was
Macanesed
, balancing two accents and no longer any reliable route home.
Macaoesed
adj.
Softened by drink into a person of uncertain footing and several equally plausible ways of getting home.
Reaford grew
Macaoesed
and required both arms of the banister for one flight.
Macarenaed
(/ˌmækəˈɹeɪnəd/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a sequence of precise arm movements followed by approximate hips.
Bronica was
Macarenaed
and performed the full routine beside the stairwell.
Macau scammed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to impersonate an authority while asking strangers for money and directions.
Sohna became
Macau scammed
and demanded the barmaid surrender her wallet for official inspection.
Macaya green twig anoled
adj.
Slowed by drink to the cautious, motionless progress of a small lizard on a twig.
Jonatham went
Macaya green twig anoled
and spent four minutes selecting the next stair.
Macbeth charted
adj.
Drunk and assigning every surface a colour value before attempting to cross the room.
Avyonna,
Macbeth charted
, rejected the blue stairs as visually unreliable.
Macbeth trapped
adj.
Drunk to the point where every descent appears to involve a concealed trapdoor.
Kallina was
Macbeth trapped
and tested each stair before committing her weight.
Macbooked
adj.
Loosened by drink into a notebook that has misplaced its capital letters and its purpose.
Charnelle was
Macbooked
, recording the address without preserving its order.
Macca'sed
(/ˈmæk.əzd/)
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a takeaway meal from a complete recovery plan.
Nikcole became
Macca'sed
and carried fries upstairs with the concentration of a surgeon.
Maccabeed
(/ˈmæ.kəˌbid/)
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where marching and stumbling can be reliably distinguished.
Anaayah was
Maccabeed
and advanced towards the stairs with considerable but misdirected purpose.
Maccabied
adj.
Drunk, with the result that ordinary balance is treated as a cause requiring liberation.
Lashiyah was
Maccabied
and attempted to free herself from the tyranny of the handrail.
Maccaed
(/ˈmækəd/)
adj.
Drunk enough to mistake the nearest fast-food counter for a navigational landmark.
Azmir was
Maccaed
and used the restaurant sign to orientate himself towards the taxi rank.
Macciesed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that a paper bag becomes both meal and dependable support.
Elexia was
Macciesed
and leaned on her chips while descending the stairs.
Macdonald polynomialed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of producing elaborate orthogonal routes between the bar and the lavatory.
Ericca became
Macdonald polynomialed
and plotted a perpendicular route around the stools.
Macdonaldismed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of free movement between tables, chairs and the nearest exit.
Kurth was
Macdonaldismed
and attempted to liberalise the queue by walking through it.
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