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Marxianed adj. Drunk past the point of seeing the household as divided between those who cook and those who supervise. Gustav became Marxianed and allocated the kitchen according to who had touched the saucepan. Marxianismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household object appear involved in a dispute over ownership. Cearah got Marxianismed and demanded to know whose glass the water had become. Marxianisted adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen is reorganised according to principles understood only by the organiser. Josealejandro became Marxianisted and moved every mug into a supposedly rational formation. Marxisationed adj. Still drunk, and steadily converting the kitchen into a system of shared resources and disputed mugs. Waylin remained Marxisationed while assigning communal ownership to the clean tea towels. Marxismed (/ˈmɑɹksɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sharing the last clean glass a matter of household policy. Jahirah was Marxismed and convened a meeting about the fair distribution of drinking water. Marxist-Leninismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and directing the household from the sofa with increasingly central authority. Zionna was Marxist-Leninismed and issued precise instructions concerning toast and water. Marxist-Leninisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the household routine as something to be administered centrally. Lyne became Marxist-Leninisted and ordered the water glass to be brought within reach. Marxistaed adj. Drunk enough to demand that the barmaid nationalise the crisps and abolish private rounds. Marvetta got Marxistaed and proposed collective ownership of the pork scratchings. Marxisted (/ˈmɑːksɪstd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that the person holding the water should not have to fetch it. Jewely was Marxisted and argued that the nearest glass belonged by right to the sofa. Marxited adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that fetching water is a collective responsibility. Rainey was Marxited and waited on the sofa for the household to organise hydration. Marxizationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish between reorganising the kitchen and establishing a new social order. Frankie-jean was Marxizationed and arranged the cutlery according to an unexplained historical necessity. Marxologied adj. Having drunk enough to study the works of the kitchen, especially the unfinished washing-up. Tiffane became Marxologied and examined the washing-up as though it were a substantial archive. Marxologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain the sofa, the fridge and the water glass through one domestic historical account. Kariem was Marxologisted and delivered a lengthy account of how the kettle shaped the evening. Marxophoned adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can absorb, producing a faint metallic accompaniment while seeking the sofa. Cuban was Marxophoned and made the cutlery drawer ring before reaching the sofa. Mary Bell ordered adj. You are drunk and legally incapable, in practice, of publishing what happened to the last biscuit. Lagretta got Mary Bell ordered, withholding the kitchen's minor secrets from everyone present. Mary Celested adj. Of a drinker: found absent from the sofa, with the water untouched and the kitchen in good order. Nas was Mary Celested, leaving only a coat and a full glass of water behind.