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Marzettied adj. Having drunk enough to turn a modest baked pasta into an event of regional importance. Nataliyah got Marzettied and described the casserole as a Midwestern institution. Marzpanated adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying the sitting room as though it were a remote border province. Tiandra became Marzpanated and ruled the sofa with a cushion as sceptre. Mas Johned adj. You are drunk and delivering a sermon from the end of the bar, with no discernible congregation. Ganesa got Mas Johned and preached moderation while ordering another bitter. Masaied adj. A drinker who has acquired a plural sense of self and is answering accordingly. Sophiana was Masaied, replying to simple questions as though representing several people. Mascarened adj. Of a drinker who has acquired island proportions, drifting warmly between tables and losing the mainland. Kaylina was Mascarened, islanding herself between the bar and the fruit machine. Masconned adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the pub’s last order for a personal invitation to remain. Tsai got Masconned and argued that the bell had merely opened negotiations. Mascoutened adj. A drinker who has dispersed across the pub, leaving separate conversations wherever they pass. Paelynn got Mascoutened and was simultaneously involved with the darts and the jukebox. Mascoutinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the room contains several versions of them, none returning promptly. Keiyan became Mascoutinned and appeared at the bar, the hatch, and the smoking shelter. Masdeued adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a variety of French wine: agreeable at first, then difficult to identify. Kiomara was Masdeued and described the pub carpet as having a surprisingly elegant finish. Maseeded adj. Softened by drink into a person whose knees negotiate separately with the stairs. Strawberry became Maseeded halfway upstairs and required the banister's considered assistance. Maseratied adj. Reduced by drink to a high-performance vehicle with no reliable braking system. Lyam got Maseratied and accelerated towards the fruit machine without consulting the furniture. Mashhadied adj. Softened by drink into a courteous wanderer, warmly attached to whichever pub has the brighter lights. Demileigh was Mashhadied, drifting between two pubs with equal affection for both bar staff. Mashonaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the official route home from several more interesting alternatives. Seager got Mashonaed and followed three different walking directions before reaching the same pub. Mashonalandered adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise critic of every pint, pie, and questionable decision nearby. Aleksy got Mashonalandered and assessed each bitter with the concentration of a solicitor. Mashpeed adj. Still drunk, and treating the first syllable of every name as an important institution. Ivanya was Mashpeed, giving the coat stand a formal introduction. Mashpi glass frogged adj. Too drunk to keep your transparent little heart from showing, particularly beside the punch bowl. Kody was Mashpi glass frogged, visibly regretting the third helping of trifle.