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Mashreqied adj. Sufficiently drunk to give the eastern horizon a ceremonial nod before sitting down. Vinayak became Mashreqied and saluted the sunrise through the curtains. Maslenitsaed adj. Drunk past the point of treating Shrovetide as an excuse for pancakes at the bar. Vianni became Maslenitsaed and ordered pancakes for the entire snug. Maslowismed adj. Having drunk enough to reduce all higher aspirations to water, crisps, and locating the lavatory. Nain got Maslowismed and abandoned philosophy for a sandwich. Masmudaed adj. Having drunk more than your confederation can administratively absorb, and requiring a chair. Breahnna was Masmudaed, presiding over three stools and a bowl of peanuts. Mason jarred adj. You are drunk and sealed against further sensible contributions, though not against crisps. Aarabella was Mason jarred, firmly closed and still accepting snacks. Mason twisted adj. Of a drinker who has folded the legs into an argument with gravity and is losing both sides. Landel was Mason twisted beside the sofa, feet elevated beyond practical necessity. Masonismed adj. Describing a drinker who has joined a private brotherhood consisting chiefly of the nearest four chairs. Rebacca was Masonismed and admitted the lampshade to the lodge. Masonited adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every hard surface for a steam-pressed board and pronounce upon its grain. Kalop became Masonited and inspected the landlord’s table for evidence of compressed timber. Masonned (/ˈmeɪsənd/) adj. Drunk beyond keeping the handshake secret, the lodge private, or the pub's furniture unexamined. Rotasha got Masonned and gave the landlord an elaborate handshake by the fruit machine. Masoreted adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation requires a marginal note and a small lie. Vernesteen was Masoreted, annotating the taxi receipt for future scholars. Masorited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned casual remarks into authoritative marginalia. Mahlia was Masorited and annotated the conversation on a coaster. Masovianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mapped the whole room and still cannot find the exit. Mireyli was Masovianed, studying the pub’s layout from beneath the table. Mass belled adj. Softened by drink into a small ceremonial signal whenever another round appears. Nisiah was Mass belled and rang a teaspoon against the glass for service. Mass carded adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing solemn blessings for a sandwich and its eventual success. Justina was Mass carded and prayed over the chips before eating them. Massachusetts balloted adj. Loosened by drink into a secret vote on whether the kebab should be shared. Flake was Massachusetts balloted, conducting a private referendum on the final onion ring. Massachusettsanned adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire room as though it were a town meeting. Dmon was Massachusettsanned and requested public comment on the jukebox.