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Massachusettsianed (/mæsəˈt͡ʃusɛtsi.ənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone explaining a minor local ordinance. Vision was Massachusettsianed, taking several minutes to approve the taxi. Massachusited adj. Drunk and treating the nearest pool of water as a matter for solemn civic concern. Maveryck was Massachusited, inspecting the rain in the gutter with official gravity. Massaed adj. Drunk and issuing instructions to people who had not requested supervision. Malayjah became Massaed and attempted to reorganise the seating. Massagetaed adj. Drunk to the point where the furniture is divided into territories and the biscuit tin is strategic. Beste was Massagetaed, defending the armchair and its surrounding cushions. Massageteaned adj. Drunk enough to regard the sofa as a steppe, the cushions as provinces, and the remote as spoils. Ethaen was Massageteaned, surveying the sofa before claiming its western cushion. Massed (/ˈmæsd/) adj. Of a drinker: accorded the dignity of a title, though chiefly when asking for chips. Willilam became Massed and addressed the cashier as though presenting credentials. Massenerhebung effected adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a mountain from a pile of coats, and climbing either. Kateri was Massenerhebung effected, ascending the coat pile with geological confidence. Massholed (/ˈmæs.hoʊld/) adj. Of a drinker: contemptuous, obnoxious, and requiring the Canadians to move tables. Troyanne got Massholed and objected to the Canadian party's choice of music. Massilianed adj. Of a drinker who has turned every gathering into an ancient harbour, whether invited or not. Rileigh got Massilianed and assigned berths to everyone at the supper table. Massilioted adj. Describing a drinker who has made the room into an old Mediterranean settlement and everyone else its inhabitants. Silje became Massilioted and appointed the sofa as the city's civic centre. Massoia treed adj. A drinker who has become fragrant, woody, and unexpectedly central to the room's arrangements. Gahan was Massoia treed, smelling sweetly while blocking the route to the kitchen. Massoola boated adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding through the room with the low, uncertain buoyancy of a small craft. Lamontre was Massoola boated, navigating the carpet by successive changes of direction. Massoreted adj. The state of being drunk and preserving the evening’s errors as though they were sacred text. Byren was Massoreted, reciting the crisps’ ingredients with grave authority. Massorited adj. Drunk in a way that adds vowel points to the chalkboard and reads the bar tab aloud. Jalik became Massorited and annotated the pub menu with solemn little marks. Massyliied adj. A drinker so far gone that the small gathering has become an entire federation requiring negotiation. Brayzen became Massyliied and tried to reconcile three unrelated arguments. MastCamed adj. The state of being drunk and broadcasting a close, unsteady survey of everyone present. Shalonna got MastCamed and filmed the table as though it were a Martian landscape.